nuisance boy

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

It also genuinely really bothers me how so many people's "pro fat" posts are along the lines of "Yeah, fat is fine/good, eat whatever you want as much as you want!" Like yes that's a good sentiment and yes fear of fatness is what causes so many people to eat less than they otherwise would. I Understand This. But it's important to me that people understand. Someone being fat does not actually mean they eat more than a thin person does. Just because you're ostensibly defending or praising the fat body does not mean you aren't partaking in dangerous stereotyping

If you frame fatness as 1. A deviation from a 'normal' baseline and 2. Caused by overindulgence, you are perpetuating a hurtful stereotype and I don't want to see it. I don't care if you think it's a good thing or not. I don't like being assumed to eat more (or more sweets, etc) than the thin people in my life because of my size, and I especially don't like the causal link people assume. Some people's bodies just are fat without them having 'done anything' to cause that to happen.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary