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She will finally be allowed to rest and taken off of life support.

Her family’s fundraiser is nowhere near its goal, and now they have tremendous NICU costs to look forward to based on how her son was able (or unable) to develop under the duress of all those life saving drugs they pumped his mom full of.

Please allow this mother’s spirit to rest and support their family as they’re finally allowed to grieve poor Adriana being used as an incubator for the state.

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It's the finals of a high-stakes Magic the Gathering tournament. Player A has won Round 1 by using the card in the meme, "Borborygmos Enraged". Specifically, they used the last line of the card, "Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to target creature or player", by discarding a whole bunch of land cards and dealing a whole bunch of damage to Player B.

After the first round of a Magic tournament game, each player has the opportunity to swap cards between their main deck and their side deck. Most players use their main deck for a general-purpose game, and then fill their side deck with things that specifically counteract whatever their opponent is doing.

At this particular tournament, Player B had a card in their side deck called "Pithing Needle". To simplify the text of Pithing Needle, it basically says "When you play Pithing Needle, name any card. Abilities of the named card can't be activated." Player B swaps several copies of Pithing Needle into their main deck.

In Round 2 of the tournament, Player B plays Pithing Needle early in the game, and names "Borborygmos". What he wants to happen is that, if Player A plays Borborygmos Enraged, the Pithing Needle will prevent Player A from activating the ability to discard a whole bunch of land cards and deal a whole bunch of damage to Player B.

Player A, being a sneaky bastard, notices that Player B didn't say "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played Pithing Needle. He said "Borborygmos". Player A also remembers that "Borborygmos Enraged" (originally released in 2013) is the second card that features the character Borborygmos, and that there was a card released in 2006 that was simply called "Borborygmos".

Player A therefore goes ahead with his game plan completely unaffected by the Pithing Needle. He plays Borborygmos Enraged, discards a bunch of land cards, and deals a whole bunch of damage to Player B.

Player B, of course, objects to this, saying that the Pithing Needle prevents the damage. Player A points out that the Pithing Needle is not preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos Enraged" from 2013, it is preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos" from 2006.

Both players are fully aware that Player B was talking about "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played the Pithing Needle, but because Player B never said the word "Enraged", the tournament judge rules in Player A's favour. The Pithing Needle is ignored, the damage from Borborygmos Enraged goes through, and Player A wins the tournament.