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Sonk the Honk can't resist bothering the unaware future boy
based off a comment I saw lol
omg get his ass silver
been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
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You should all be beaten like piΓ±atas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
They killed mr inedible with this shit
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Adriana Smithβs neonate was delivered today, 3 months early (around 28 weeks).
She will finally be allowed to rest and taken off of life support.
Her familyβs fundraiser is nowhere near its goal, and now they have tremendous NICU costs to look forward to based on how her son was able (or unable) to develop under the duress of all those life saving drugs they pumped his mom full of.
Please allow this motherβs spirit to rest and support their family as theyβre finally allowed to grieve poor Adriana being used as an incubator for the state.
This journey has been deeply saddening and heartbreaking since F⦠April Newkirk needs your support for Help Adriana's Family During This Hea
Minor correction: the baby was removed via C-section on Friday, June 13th.
The babyβs name is Chance.
Itβs Juneteenth. Letβs get this family to their fundraising goal. Theyβre 93% of the way there.
Black maternal mortality rates in the US are 3x higher than other races. Antiblackness and misogynoir are still systemically imbedded into our country and itβs our responsibility to keep talking about it and support the families affected.
idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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wet beast wednesday
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you!Β Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further
ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies
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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.
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I will give the short version of this explanation, other people can come up with a fuller version if they like.
It's the finals of a high-stakes Magic the Gathering tournament. Player A has won Round 1 by using the card in the meme, "Borborygmos Enraged". Specifically, they used the last line of the card, "Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to target creature or player", by discarding a whole bunch of land cards and dealing a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
After the first round of a Magic tournament game, each player has the opportunity to swap cards between their main deck and their side deck. Most players use their main deck for a general-purpose game, and then fill their side deck with things that specifically counteract whatever their opponent is doing.
At this particular tournament, Player B had a card in their side deck called "Pithing Needle". To simplify the text of Pithing Needle, it basically says "When you play Pithing Needle, name any card. Abilities of the named card can't be activated." Player B swaps several copies of Pithing Needle into their main deck.
In Round 2 of the tournament, Player B plays Pithing Needle early in the game, and names "Borborygmos". What he wants to happen is that, if Player A plays Borborygmos Enraged, the Pithing Needle will prevent Player A from activating the ability to discard a whole bunch of land cards and deal a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
Player A, being a sneaky bastard, notices that Player B didn't say "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played Pithing Needle. He said "Borborygmos". Player A also remembers that "Borborygmos Enraged" (originally released in 2013) is the second card that features the character Borborygmos, and that there was a card released in 2006 that was simply called "Borborygmos".
Player A therefore goes ahead with his game plan completely unaffected by the Pithing Needle. He plays Borborygmos Enraged, discards a bunch of land cards, and deals a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
Player B, of course, objects to this, saying that the Pithing Needle prevents the damage. Player A points out that the Pithing Needle is not preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos Enraged" from 2013, it is preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos" from 2006.
Both players are fully aware that Player B was talking about "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played the Pithing Needle, but because Player B never said the word "Enraged", the tournament judge rules in Player A's favour. The Pithing Needle is ignored, the damage from Borborygmos Enraged goes through, and Player A wins the tournament.
Everyone hates this and Wizards of the Coast implement an official "close enough is good enough" policy for any "name a card" card in tournaments.
Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
I have the vision to appreciate Speef

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