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the phannie producers of that news segment had a meeting where they decided to throw pinof and sister daniel in the interviewer's face and tell him nothing

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“for people that are bicurious it was their flat earth” generational quote
I loved the interviewer cluelessly asking if Dan and Phil had "found each other" on YouTube and asking when they started relative to each other
and then Dan deciding Not To Get Into It
which. i mean, fair...like, how are you gonna explain that you started as a fan of Phil, stalked him, and started making videos because of him until you were in his room. it's hard to believe even for those of us in the know, maybe best to keep that one off national news
i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ
i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.
This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.
Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.
Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly
Mamdani's just a masterclass in looking, sounding, and acting the part. he's fortunately also championing good policy, but he is so good at all the things that surround – but also are necessary to enable – that policy

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just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon
okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long
LINDSEY GRAHAM ?
WHICH ONE OF US GOT HIM?!?!?
she tony my tiger until i frost her flakes
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
It's called planned obsolescence and it was invented when lightbulbs could still run for 1000 years. Enshittification is the web-specific (and more specifically social media) version of that.
enshittification is a newish word and therefore doesn’t need to be limited to social media. planned obsolescence is one way things can be enshittified, but by no means the only. for example, communities have been enshittified via the destruction of third spaces.
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
like status: sick 😎
happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

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The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.
I have no doubt that OP is well aware of this, but I think it's worth noting that girls being princesses and boys being stinky is a problem even when kids are young.
It's perpetuating the absolute bullshit of beauty standards and perfect behaviour that girls and women are expected to maintain, while allowing - even expecting - boys to play in mud, get sweaty, and generally become manky (affectionate), rather than allowing all children to play as they prefer. Girls should be allowed to temporarily stink, and boys should be allowed to be well groomed, quiet, and sweet-tempered like a storybook monarch's most pampered and sheltered offspring.
How we feeling about the Pinof kiss being confirmed?
beautiful art this is priceless :3
Wait so not only did they kiss with sharpies on their face
They (Dan) proceeded to "black out" (it was so good - HIS WORDS BTW), show it as a conspiracy before the hard launch
THEN THEY HARD LAUNCH (omg they kiss!! For real!!!), address it AGAIN, and still make the same joke that they didn't kiss
ALL THIS FOR A RANDOM LORE DROP
GITL WHAT
(also like even if dan forgot phil knew/remembered that they'd kissed so the whole podcast exchange is now seared into my mind)
one of the things that fascinates me and that i appreciate so much about them is how they have always been so smart with money. like dan using his partner bonus to splash out on a camera. them living beneath their means to save up. even dan refusing to buy the $30 cocktail mixer thing at the kitchen store recently. they just seem to have a huge respect and appreciation and gratitude for the opprotunites they've had and the money that they've earned and has come to them over the years. the way they still wear clothes from ages ago. there's just this underlining gratitude in it all that just makes me appreciate them even more
REAL! it was so interesting to see how they handled the influx of money post tabinof/tatinof contract because aside from the first japhan trip they booked in celebration nothing about their lifestyle really changed (compared to their peers who were also benefiting from the vlogger boom and all of a sudden were flaunting their weather/living above their means)
the fact that they bought the phouse in 2017 knowing they got that book/tour deal check and decided the most important thing was buying a house for their future...
and yes the gratitude that still exists!!! phil making a point to say they were so lucky to get to do the hotel video (x) and them trying to make their content as accessible or reasonable as possible when they absolutely could have done a cash grab post hard launch. they're just good people who are still humble and don't want to take their life for granted
the predominant exception to this is the tours, for which they budget like theater kids. which, fair
and also holidays, which is also extremely reasonable as The Thing You Choose To Splurge On
If dan and phil are funny they'll put all the songs from "no but seriously imagine it" in their pre show playlist and then enter the stage holding a gay flag. And right when you think they're really gonna do it they look straight at the audience and say "ha bitch you thought"
EXACTLY they can now bully us, live, in so many new and interesting ways, and I hope they milk it for all it's worth

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uh oh I watched why I quit YouTube again and I’m feeling like it’s time to grieve that we didn’t get to see Dan is not okay
just did this, and yeah mood I wanna see the high concept things y'know
it’s so beautiful