I want to see how much of tumblr is ace
Are you asexual/aspec?
Yes
No
Pls reblog if u vote :)
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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I want to see how much of tumblr is ace
Are you asexual/aspec?
Yes
No
Pls reblog if u vote :)

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything
and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general
sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever
casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting
it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.
sex is worthless to me
i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse
and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not
i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of
Posts that validate my identity
Sex as a form of intimacy? Understand. Intimacy as enjoyable? Understand. Intimacy as vital? Understand. Sex as vital? Does not compute
Sometimes when I read these I think to myself oh ya I’m like that. I’ve never liked the idea of sex never want it. But I do want a loving relationship. But many clump together aro and ace. I want romance I just don’t want sex
how dare you hide this in the tags!!
what is acceptable in your house
1. both shoes and smoking cigs (vape too) indoors
2. no shoes but you can smoke indoors
3. shoes but no smoking indoors
4. no shoes and no smoking indoors
please add which number did you pick and what country are you from in the tags!!

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supercorp + choosing to save each other over the world/themselves
Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances
harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
ah, the extended edition
Never pass the chance to reblog this.
The goose
is running loose
to the sound
of lizzo’s “juice.”
You have no fucking idea how dearly I have missed this post
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

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I'M SOBBING
GRAVITY CHECK
God finally
@wrong-shaped
Me: Uh, I love angst
Also me: can’t deal with angst if it doesn’t have a happy ending
My blackhill has to be angsty to the point of almost not bearing it but if you don’t give me a happy ending I’ll call your mother
He looks reliable, I feel safe

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“Good boys so proud of their big stick find.”
(via)
Concept for a porno:
Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.
Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”
“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe
It better have that 70s funk music going but played on an organ all gothic and depressing
Ok who’s gonna write the Clexa au
@femininenachos another Kassie Skai adventure? The only way she can convince Lexa to be in a movie with her? I’m just throwing out ideas here people
This feels like a scene straight out of the Kassie Skai x Judge!Lexa fic I could be persuaded to write.
(Judge!Lexa may as well be the Grim Reaper for all the lives her species has extinguished, right? I know, I know. I’m reaching.)