a simple gal with specific interests

need to get work done but unfortunately I have word processing software and a filthy mind

I want affection but have to settle for attention

A fic I probably won’t write but would love to read: Main character is Dana’s sister with debilitating anxiety and Dana’s arranged for her to move in with Egon and Ray, who need an extra roommate for rent money. Character is particularly anxious about the potential dangers of living with two men she’s never met before. Peter, with his usual sense of humor, decides to reassure her by telling her that Ray and Egon are gay. Ray and Egon are not a couple, do not know that Peter has said this, and still absolutely do not beat the allegations