a simple gal with specific interests

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

I’d thought Dr Detroit was the one really embarrassing actor crush movie I’d have to watch in secret (he plays a cute nerdy professor who accidentally inherits a pimp’s business so he’s got beautiful prostitutes hanging all over him) but um. apparently My Stepmother Is An Alien is literally about him playing a cute nerdy professor getting seduced by a beautiful space alien??? And all this on top of Dragnet which I guess is about cops or something but more importantly is about an antisocial awkward autistic man meeting and falling in love with the only person he’s ever met who really gets him???? No actor crush has ever catered to me so thoroughly within their own filmography, thank you for your service

now the struggle between wanting to scream at everyone I know about how funny this movie is VS having to explain that it’s about my actor crush getting laid by an alien