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i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

the new court photos of luigi mangione absolutely grinning ear to ear in court Right after evidence was released that he wasn't properly read his Miranda rights and all the evidence had a high chance to be completely dismissed from the case is fucking hilarious. that is the face of a man who KNOWS he's walking home free

Surely if I destroy my sense of self and become a vessel for the desires of others I'll become worthy of love right. That's how it works right

Surely if I destroy my sense of self and become a vessel for the desires of others I'll become worthy of love right. That's how it works right

okay this makes me feel a lot better

Take notes @ all other companies

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

You've heard of multi-shipper now get ready for multi-headcanoner: where multiple interpretations of the same character coexist in your head and they are all great.