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⤠hi, i'm sawyer! you may also know me as squid. either way, welcome to my blog!
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

titsay

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents

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#extradirty

oozey mess
Today's Document
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ā.š¼š š šš¼š.ā
introduction
ā.š¼š š šš¼š.ā
⤠hi, i'm sawyer! you may also know me as squid. either way, welcome to my blog!

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"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
If Caine has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Caine has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Caine has only one fan then that is me. If Caine has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Caine, then I am against the world.
PLEASE LET MY SWEET LITTLE BABY AUDHD AI WIN HE HAS TO š
Alright Iām reposting the propaganda hehe
MY SWEET SMOL ADORABLE LOVABLE BABY AUDHD DENTURES MUST WIN!!!
Not convinced yet? Have some propaganda!
Just look at that face! There is not one single person on the face of the earth who could look at that face and truthfully say heās not adorable. He is the most microwaveable AI to ever exist!
As if that wasnāt enough, Caine is reclaiming the definition of āAI artā!!! He draws these adorable little bees that are actually LOVINGLY CREATED, unlike so much AI art today!
JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ā¬ļø
Sure, he may or may not have done some things that are not yet considered acceptable in modern society, BUT all that does is make him the poorest little meow meow ever!!! And anyways, heās innocent! He didnāt know that was wrong! He just wanted to be loved!
Image credit: @0xeyedaisy
When he held a contest called the Favorite Character Awards in a desperate attempt to get even ONE person to admit they loved him, he didnāt even receive ONE SINGULAR VOTE!
Think thatās bad? It gets worse. When Glitch, the studio who produced The Amazing Digital Circus (the show Caine is from), held their own version of the Favorite Character Awards where real-life people voted for their favorite characters, Caine came in last place, receiving less than half the votes cast for the winner.
Justice must be served for this atrocious crime! VOTE CAINE FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!
Yes, yes, I can hear all you critics yapping from your little corners.
āBlah blah blah, cute does not equal sexy!ā
Oh really? I think it just adds to the appeal. But if you really think theyāre two separate things⦠that is no problem at all!
Image credit: @0xeyedaisy
Image credit: @kitikat067
Image credit: @chocolatodafirst
Image credit: wiwidark on Pinterest
Heās literally hotter than the sun. How are yāall not seeing it? Oh right, youāre blinded by his brilliance. Need some sunglasses? He has those too.
Look, he even has the sexyman outfit! Iāve taken the time to diagram it here for you:
And hereās @lunetrixxās freaking HAWT design of Caine as a human:
Caine is such a lovable goober. Heās the best.
@sexy-people-contests-2026
Tagging this with every TADC tag I can think of!
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Ā Ā Ā located near the green mountain national forest, thereās a small cozy town where the seasons never change and no one leaves. the people that have grown up there will happily reside there for the rest of their lives and they tend to be happy with the fact that itāll slowly grow for further generations. whether youāre friends, family, or even foes, chances are you know everyone in town. Ā Ā Ā after the disappearance of the town's own royaltyā mayor fuentesā son, theo fuentesā goes missing, the community falls into a panic. Ā Ā Ā theo was always known for being the perfect friend, son, and student but the cryptic messages, blackmail, and threats seemed to have clouded the judgement of his peers in town. the town that once knew everything about each other is starting to realize they donāt know everyoneās secrets.
tldr ;; woodhaven is a 21+ multifandom and oc discord rp revolving around musesā secrets and connections. this is an interactive modern au rp inspired by the anonymous mystery of pretty little liars & gossip girl and the towns of gilmore girls & the vampire diaries.
If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

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what fucking hell dimension are yāall blogging from
this is what it feels like to hear people screaming for mercy from the zombie hoards outside your walled compound while ublock origin mercilessly snipes anything that approaches
the soggy slurper
my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
i hope every single one of you outlives these hateful fucks on the news right now. i hope each and every one of you is able to find joy and support throughout these tumultuous times and i hope you get to live so fiercely as yourself. i hope you wake up one day to news that youāve outlived those pieces of absolute shit and whether that brings you joy or relief or hope or what have you, i hope you live to see that day

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G'raha Tia / the Crystal Exarch
Quotes:
I will slumber within the Syrcus Tower until then, to greet those with the means to open the gates. But yours lie outside of these doors. Go. Create a future where hope reigns, and the tragedies of the past are but memories.
How many years have come and gone since that day? How many years have I waited for this moment. For the one who stood alone against the storm...For the one they called...the Warrior of Light.
This tragedy, greater even than the Seventh Umbral Calamity, must be undone. If history must be unwritten, let it be unwritten. Become what you must. Become...the Warrior of Darkness.
Now... now I have you! Stay with me! Focus on my voice! Let expanse contract, eon become instant... Throw wide the gates so we may pass!
Though it meant depriving a world of its champion, I had to tryāfor in saving the First, you would bring salvation to the Source as well. But what manner of host harangues his guest in the middle of the road? Let us continue our talk within the Crystarium.
Despite appearances, I am an old manāone burdened with many...difficult memories, some too painful to recall.
But whatever it is you decide to do, I have every confidence that you will do well. For you have the strength to forge your own path. You will leave countless lives better than you found them, and the souls you touch will never forget your kindness. Then, in trying times, when you question your worth and your choices, they will raise their voices to remind you of the difference you have made. And thus will your deeds come to affirm your path. Remember this.
Then...I would ask him/her about his next adventure. And if he/she should wish me to be a part of it, oh...how happy it would make me. Together, we would travel the lands and cross the seas and take to the skies upon the eternal wind... My heart swells simply to imagine it.
Who would choose to remain here, in this dying realm, when they might go elsewhere and begin anew? Not I. And thus...thus did I use you!
At journey's end, an opportunistic thief makes off with the hero's prize. A paltry way to end a chapter, I concede. Yet your tale will continue, and my role in it will scarcely be remembered.
Thank you for fighting for this world. For believing. Fare well, my friendāmy inspiration.
People cried out in despair, "There is no hope. We are finished. Mankind is finished". Then others raised their voices in answer. "Though we be beyond salvation, those who came before may yet be saved. We will forge a crossroads, and pave the way for a different future. By the wisdom of our forebears we will prevent this Calamity from ever having come to pass".
The Warrior of Light has been our unbroken thread. Where others would stumble and fall, he/she would rise above. Where others would break and run, he/she would carry on. The Warrior of Light's tale is one of unyielding bravery. To tell it was to feel courage; to hear it was to feel hope. It was a breath of inspiration in an age of suffocating shadow.
Let expanse contract, eon become instant! Champions from beyond the rift, heed my call!
The glory of the heavens was ever beyond the grasp of those who never thought to reach for it. But if I've gained anything from all of this, it is the courage to stretch out my hand. Do you hear me, G'raha Tia? This is no time for sleeping!
One of the brave souls who saw me delivered unto the First once said...that the world shall ever have a place for tales of heroism, so long as we have need of inspiration in our lives.
In such company, I felt as if I were a character in the epic tales that had stirred my heart as a boy. As if my dream had come true... It hadn't, of course, for I was no hero. Neither then nor after. [...] There was, however, one thing of which I was certain: that I could not bear to let those dear to me meet a tragic end.
Your ill-begotten power, obtained by exploiting that which is best in us... I shall have it, your soul and all!
Promise me you'll take me on your next adventure. A journey. Together. That's all I ask.
If I were to tell you that this isn't the endāthat we will meet againāwould you believe me?
When I was a boy, many long years ago, I yearned to stand tall as the heroes of eld. But like a fool seeking to pluck the star from the heavens, my every attempt to reprise their deeds fell short... And then, one day, an all but forgotten dream from my youth stood before me, in the flesh. So it was that a new adventure began...
Neverāin the past, present, or futureāhave I found only happiness. To live is to be ever beset by hardships great and small. Yet it is in adversity we find the strength to strive for the next moment of peace, and the next, no matter what trials we face.
Time and time again, it seems that Allagan something-or-other are either the cause of or the solution to our problems.
Life is a series of journeys, my friend, and there's no telling what awaits us on the long road. But what's important is to be true to yourself as you walk it. Only then can we hope to be content when we arrive at the end of oneāand step forward into another.
Source:
Reblogging here to show off why I love this catboy man. ā¤ļø
(Ear wiggles as a bonus.)
starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time
um. well
the slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison⦠the fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall
Huh!? What dastardly plot have I just overheard!? I must inform the Daimyo immediately!
Quick sketches of my favourite 6. I would die for all of them
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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That's a red mage Shiva weapon
theres like a guarantee that if someoneās url ends inĀ ācourseā orĀ ādiscourseā theyre an asshole
oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please
please have these