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a whole bunch of 15-23 year olds loosing their minds over how they get to watch a 12 year old nearly die for 5 seasons is really special to me.

“Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive the queen” is old. It’s tired. The queen is literally dead. “Don’t kill yourself you have to see annabeth take the knife that was meant for percy’s achilles heel in live action” is new. Fresh. It’ll take about 6 years.

year round chb campers are really just living at a quirky orphanage run by a horse and an alcoholic

“i don’t like percy” well maybe consider the fact that i don’t like you

rachel elizabeth dare didn't throw a a plastic blue hairbrush into the titan king's eye just for you to call her a percabeth plot device

will solace slayed from the moment he walked into the scene. this boy was only 13 when he saved annabeth’s life. without him, your precious wise girl would be dead.

I can't get over the way Dumbledore really went "look at what happens when I think about breaking my marriage vows" like it was some sort of party trick 😭

walker was educated in the ryan reynold’s school of sarcasm he is PERFECT for this role

Nico Di Angelo: If i had a nickel for everytime I saw Annabeth fall off a cliff I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

i dont think we talk enough about the way nico treats hazel. we don't talk about how he squeazes her hand or how he kisses her cheek and forehead; how he tells her he's proud of her and calls her sis and how he puts his arms protectively around her shoulders and how he is constantly making sure she's okay. my boy is canonically very much soft to his baby sister and it makes me wanna SOB

This is my petition to get Nico di Angelo a cat. Thank you, and have a nice day.

and for my next trick, I'll break my own heart by making up fake scenarios with my comfort characters.