big dissociation energy

meow btw. if you even care.

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

save me warm beverage

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

automattic's made a ton of blunders recently but i hope they're not gonna try something like convert tumblr to run on wordpress, a project that both tumblr and wordpress engineers agreed would be a lot of work for no gain (most likely worse performance). that would be a silly thing to do.

Dear God

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!