One sneaky trick you can play on your wife is if you bring her coffee while she's still in bed 🙅 NOT 🙅 to be nice but so she gets up + comes hang out w you in the living room sooner.
You can do this @ bedtime too by the way - if you ask if she wants to go to bed she'll say "noooo I want to stay up until Midnight" but if you say "hey do you want some sleepytime tea?" she's like "oh that's so nice of you!" WRONG! It's my evil plan! #myevilplan












