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okay iāll reblog that.

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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
āThere were a lot of things we couldnāt do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldnāt match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: āNovember Charlie 175, Iām showing you at ninety knots on the ground.ā
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the ā Houston Center voice.ā I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this countryās space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didnāt matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
Just moments after the Cessnaās inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. āI have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.ā Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. āCenter, Dusty 52 ground speed checkā. Before Center could reply, Iām thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, olā Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. Heās the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: āDusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.ā
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds weāll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: āLos Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?ā There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. āAspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.ā
I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: āAh, Center, much thanks, weāre showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.ā
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, āRoger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.ā
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine dayās work.
We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.ā
-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The Worldās Fastest Jet
Always reblog passive-aggressive Blackbird speed check
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Little gem from Reddit
"feminine urge" is just girly things 2.0
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THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER
I didn't watch minecraft live but I imagine this is how it went
Brew a pot of coffee, pour it into the blender, add honey, cinnamon and nutmeg (and a little bit of clove if you have it), your favorite non-dairy milk, and a couple of tablespoons of canned pumpkin. (US grocery stores have it year-round. It's in with the canned vegetables.) Blend till foam forms on top. Pour into a mug and sip.
500 times better than Starbucks pumpkin spice, plus it has nutrients, plus you don't have to wait for Starbucks to release anything, plus it's vegan,* plus you don't have to go to a coffee shop in a pandemic
*don't @ me about whether honey is vegan. Honeybees are better compensated for their labor than baristas
Honeybees are better compensated for their labor than baristas
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dumb atla fanfic idea: ozai is thrown back in timeāto the time when firelord azulon still sat on the throne. when ursa had not disappeared into the arms of her lover, ikem. when he still had his bending. when the avatar had not reappeared.
when all was right with the world.
ozaiās ready to conquer the worldānine years earlier than planned, nine years before sozinās comet was set to arrive.
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what he did not expect was that the one thing standing in his way of success was his eldest sonāin the body of a five-year old.
((where ozai and zuko travel back in time and try to thwart each other in every way possible while everyoneās confused by second prince ozaiās great amount of disdain for his only son and said sonās pettiness towards his father))
*in the middle of a war meeting*
Ozai: I suggest we send Prince Zuko with the 37th battalion to fight against the Earth rebels.
War General, very concerned: Prince Zuko is a five-year old.
Ozai, staring at him straight in the eye: I am aware.
Zuko: Listen
Zuko: I have no idea who posted those wanted posters of my father
Zuko: Nor do I have any idea who keeps harassing him with rotten food
Zuko: And who chooped off his goatee
Zuko, making eye-contact with Ozai: It mustāve been the Blue Spirit.
*in the middle of another war meeting which Zuko managed to squeeze himself into*
Zuko, after an hour of low-key arguing with Ozai: I apologize for cutting you off, Father.
Zuko: But can you speak louder?
Zuko: Your ego is deafening.
@aboutiroh this is a beautiful addition. I present this:
Hakoda wasnāt sure what he expected when another Fire Nation ship came into view just seconds after the soldiers stormed down the first one.
āShit,ā he hears Bato mutter behind him.
Hakoda echoed the sentiment albeit silently. Their chances were looking way too grim. He grips his spear tighter. He could only hope Kya, their children, and the rest of tribe could escape safely and make it out alive.
Just as he was about to signal his men to charge, a white flag from the second ship was raised into the air, almost frantically.
Was this the Fire Nationās new tactic? Hakoda wondered. Lulling their enemies into a false sense of security before ambushing them with greater numbers. He wasnāt going to fall for that. It doesnāt diminish their greater numbers though. The Fire Nation soldiers, loathe he is to admit it, could overpower them at this very moment already, exceptā
A visible tide of confusion rippled through the first wave of Fire Nation soldiers. They fall back. But not before Hakoda catches whiff of the words, āDragon of the Westā.
Ice washes over Hakoda. It was worse than he thought. He can already see his men hesistating, the younger ones shaking, in his peripheral.
He signals them to wait. Rushing would do them no good. He needed to see the number of men on board before changing strategies.
The hunk of metal docked, creaking grimly before the ramp lowered and hit the ice with a loud thud.
Hakoda blinked.
What came out was a childālikely around Sokkaās ageāwaving a white flag obviously too big for his body to carry.
The child, seeing that everyone was too stunned to react and attack, gave them a practiced, dimplomatic smile.
āChief Hakoda,ā he greets. āMay I steal your children?ā
This is the best AU because
- The Gaang is all 10 years younger, except Aang who is still 12.Ā
- Zuko shows up at the SWT and goesĀ āChief Hakoda I know this sounds confusing but I need your children to stop my douchebag father and end this warā
- He finds Aang in that iceberg to prove his pointĀ āSee, I even got the Avatar for you, now can I pleeeaaaase go travel the world with Sokka and KataraāĀ
- Aang is very confused too but he just rolls with it
- Azula contemplates whether she should continue to try and impress her dad or go with Zuko. She goes with Zuko.Ā
- Iroh hasnāt started his Siege of Ba Sing Se yet. Heās not post-redemption Iroh, but heās got it in him somewhere and tiny Zuko awakens it.Ā
- While theyāre traveling on Appa, Zuko sees Toph and goesĀ āWAIT we have to abduct that blind baby playing with the badgermolesāĀ
- at this point nobody questions him anymore and they get baby Toph on board. Sheās two and somehow still the most badass among all of them.Ā
- Ozai is defeated by a bunch of toddlers and children and is now even more pathetic.Ā
Additionally,
- Rumors of children being randomly abducted spread like wildfire.
- More so after a child from Kiyoshi Island, despite being neutral to the war, was stolen.
- With the knowledge that the Avatar has, in fact, reappeared, people conclude that the Avatar is a kidnapper.
- After kidnapping Toph, Zuko presents her to Aang saying, āThis is you earthbending master.ā
- Aang is hesistant. But then he sees baby Toph bend metal (āUh, Zuko, I donāt think you should buy metal baby toysā āTrust me, Aang. I know what Iām doingā<<He does this because adult!Toph once said that plastic and wooden baby toys were for the weak) and heās immediately sold.
- Nobody outside the gaang is sure whether or not Aangās serious about calling a two-year old sifu. Said two year old cackles everytime sheās addressed that way.
- Sokka develops a childhood crush on Suki and bullies her in response. He stops when Suki beats his ass and gives him a stern talk.
- Sokka begins following Suki like a lost puppy.
- Katara first learns waterbending from the swampbenders when Zuko took them on a detour.
- Zuko sends Azula and Ursa letters every now and then, updating them about important stuff. (Dear mother, I am now travelling with a two-year old. Best wishes, Zuko)
- Ursa travels away from the Fire Nation in search of Zuko after Azula ran over to her and began bawling about Zuzu replacing her as his sister.
- Cue mother-daughter bonding as they travel around the Earth Kingdom in disguises in search of Zuko and his gaggle of toddlers. (Azula basks in the attention from her mother that sheās always yearned for.)
- Ursa bumps into Kya and Hakoda and team up. They exchange stories and they all agree that there needs to be a change in Firelord.
- Kya gives Azula candy, Hakoda teaches Azula how to defend herself with a knife, Ursa guides her through firebending katas. Needless to say, Azula is showered in actual love and is happy.
- Team Actually-Trying-To-Be-Good-Parents reunites with the gaang and after a bit of scolding and a fair share of fretting have dinner like one big family.
- To Sokkaās horror, Azula gets along very well with Momo. Azula also proceeds to teach Katara how to fight with a knife.
- Meanwhile, Iroh is travelling the world with Lu Ten after Ozaiās obvious assasination of the late Firelord Azulon. Together, they go through multiple spiritual hijinks, uncover lost civilizations, find themselves embroiled in conspiracies about cabbages, and discover the order of the white lotus.
- Zuko and Irohās letter exchanges are wild.
- Ozai ascends to the throne with an empty palace, heirs somewhere around the world, a half-cut goatee (courtesy of the Blue Spirit), and an avatar under the guidance of his son, gearing to end his reign once more. He briefly wonders if he shouldāve chased after his son instead of assasinating his father.
Every single time. This post, I swear. It keeps getting better.
Okay but does Lu Ten end up as Firelord or do they just plop literal gremlin child Zuko on the throne and give him baby Firelord robes
Because, if itās the latter, thatās adorable but hoo boy the royal tailors are going to hate puberty.
*after defeating Ozai*
Zuko, a 7-year old: I will ascend the throne.
Everyone: CHILD NO.
Zuko: I will ascend.
The Ozai loyalists at court are prepared for the greatest shitshow on earth once a literal 7-year old becomes Firelord and gleefully bid their time until his undoubtedly imminent failure, but the little demon is actually doing⦠well?
The tiny monsterās feet arenāt even touching the ground from where he sits on the throne, but he is nonetheless happily debunking the merits of class-specific household registration and demanding cuts be made to the military budget and when did he even learn those words?!
Lu Ten, of course, is delighted to be his little cousinās advisor, because from up here he gets to see all the fantasticĀ faces that the royal councillors make when their tiny Firelord talks about things likeĀ āour public schooling system is frankly atrocious, Minister Seng, and I will no longer stand idly by while our youth is fed propaganda; here, Iāve put together an overview of the new curriculum, you and the Cabinet of Education are to refine and implement this, effective immediately.ā
Things get even better when, not 5 minutes later, the little Firelord proceeds to call the Minister of Education a ābig dumdumā.
Okay but has no one considered just how bad it looks that Ozai is willing to throw down with toddlers in the first place?
I wonder how Zhao fits into this.
Because I find it hilarious if a newly promoted to Commander Zhao gets sent to capture kid sized Zuko and team avatar and has a reculant minor change of heart when he realize he draws the line at killing small kids. All thanks to team avatar being very adorable and also Zuko being very convincing.
Leading to a kid sized team avatar reglarly getting help from a Commander Zhao who despite this may or may not still wanna kill the moon
Bold of you to assume Zhao wouldnāt fight a child (and lose; not even to a special memory-adult child. Just a regular child).
Bold of you to assume he wasnāt at least partially convinced to help them because he fought small kids and got beaten by them which caused a small change of heart a.k.a. he reevaluated his position a bit. Remember, I said he drew the line at killing children not that he wouldnāt fight them
I kind of think Zhao is basically Heinz Doofenshmirtz in this version.
Yes, heās still technically THE VILLAIN, but is anyone really scared? Or is he just getting slapped around by the Moon Spirit on occasion while a group of kids try to keep him from getting himself killed?
āA princess?ā
*adjusts hair*
āTHE MOON PRINCESS?!ā
wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????
imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this
#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement
you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia
@theoutcastrogue
snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
????? vampires have hands?????????
ayo what the FUCKĀ
why wouldnāt they??
hey guys youāre allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck
THE FUCKING MOPED???
THE FUCKING MOPED
IāM SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
this post is six days old
Poll: if your mom remarries when youāre 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your momās husband.
The poll winner seems to be ādepends on whether you like himā which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so āmomās husbandā it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that weāre all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
@sapphic-sargent your tags omg
You are doing Godās work
Grabbed this from a cross stitch group I am in on FB. This applies to so many things not just cross stitch. Gate keepers on any art be it needle or fiber arts are terrible. Donāt let the nasty words of other turn you away from a craft you love. Support and encourage each other, no matter the time of the season.Ā We all had to start somewhere!

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(ā¦to be continued!)
Iāve recently decided to finally draw a backstory comic of one of my favorite DnD characters - so hereās the first part of it! I am not yet finished, and am actually not even sure how itāll go, but Iām excited about it and wanted to share it with you all.Ā
Hey, remember this story?Ā
Actually, I finished it. If you want to know what happens nextā¦.
The full PDF (35 pages in color) is available for download through Gumroad!
Itās pay-what-you-want, and Iām trying my best to make this affordable, but by purchasing this, you would be supporting my work and helping me start to make original comics, little by little! :)Ā
Iām convinced it was an interdimensional portal
Oooh, I know this one! The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration - they make the rules for flying here in the US) has designated āroadsā in the sky to keep all the commercial jets from running into each other. When youāre headed the same direction at the same speed, you donāt get in each otherās way. If youāre heading east you fly at one elevation, and west-bound planes fly at a different height. There are lots of rules to keep mid-air crashes to a minimum.
However, if youāre running late, or weather in one spot is bad, you can call up Air Traffic Control and ask for a new route! And they will look at their little radar screens and maps of all the airplanes in the area, and tell you what shortcut you can take.
I am a little bit overcome by this. We made actual imaginary tunnels in the sky so our giant metal birds can fly through the open air in the most organized, polite way possible. We check in over our designated long distance thought projection machine channel that anyone can listen in on but we all promise not to interrupt to get permission to swap imaginary sky tunnels. We come up with the weirdest impossible shit and immediately give it boundaries! Humans are ridiculous. I mean yes these are good rules and many many people would die if we didnt have them, a+ on these rules, but if you take a step back wanting to sunder every natural limitation we can find and then going ahead and building our own so nothing gets too messy is a fucking hilarious art for a species to compulsively pursue.