Watch us Dance

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

the treatments are completely covered too

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

good

This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

wait a minute

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

You wouldn’t download a plant

Bitch, i might.

And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist

That is a death trap

ok fun but like… how do you stop?

I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??

They’ve discovered a perpetual lawsuit machine.

Kids seriously have a deathwish

It’s like they took a Medieval torture device and converted it into playground equipment.

Holy crap i wanna try this

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

This is the only video that matters

I’m losing my shit here