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synopsis: after gifting your husband a telescope, the two of you decide to stargaze.
tags / contains: fluff at its finest, yap session, pet names (love, wifey, sweetheart, babe).
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— Earlier —
Joe’s presser is finally wrapping up, the majority of the questions already answered, and now there were only a few left.
Joe takes a sip of water, setting the bottle down as he leans back and runs his hand through soft curls. An interviewer in the front row, perks up after meticulously taking notes, pushing up his glasses.
“Joe, have you gotten anything cool during the offseason?”
“I got a telescope, it’s pretty sick. My wife gave it to me as a gift.”
The room filled with collective “aww’s”, a camera flashing in the background, capturing Joe’s smile, one that came out whenever he talked about you.
“How much does that mean to you?”
“Well,” Joe begins, rubbing the back of his neck. “You know, it means a lot. Having someone that actually pays attention, you know?”
Everyone gives a polite nod, a few people smiling to themselves, others still taking notes.
“Seems like you’ve got it all, Burrow.”
“You could say that.”
You’re in the kitchen, putting up the dry dishes while Joe wipes off the counter. Lo-fi plays in the background, creating a cozy environment for the two of you.
“I saw the video form a few days ago.”
“Hm? Which one?”
“The one where you talked about the telescope.”
He looks up and smiles, setting the cloth down and coming behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist.
“Well, you know I’m never going to stop talking about you.”
You chuckle, turning around to face him, placing your hands against his chest.
“You’re a softie, Joey.”
Joe flushes at the nickname, cheeks becoming a crimson red. You chuckle, planting a quick kiss against his forehead.
“Mhm. Only for you.”
He burrows his face in your collarbone, pulling you in for a hug, his grip so firm but soft at the same time.
“How did I get to marry you? Jesus, I swear I don’t deserve you.” He says, planting a few kisses on your neck, before pulling away, intertwining his fingers with yours.
“I should be asking you the same thing.” You giggle, squeezing his hands.
“Nope wifey, I should be asking you. Me only.”
You and Joe are curled up on the couch, watching a documentary about Area 51. Joe mindlessly pulls you onto his lap, fingers splayed on your abdomen, slowly tracing the skin there.
“You know, I don’t believe every blurry video of a disc flying around, thinking that it’s a ufo. But I’m sure they exist.”
You nod, listening intently, being truly interested in what he had to say.
“We’re just a tiny part of an ecosystem, a whole universe for that matter. There’s more planets outside the Milky Way, so what makes people think they don’t exist?” He questions, shaking his head.
“I don’t know—I mean you’re right. We’re microscopic beings in this entire solar system, there’s other things we haven’t seen yet.”
“Exactly! But people apparently refuse to believe what’s in front of them.” Joe rolls his eyes at the absurdity of the people he was referencing.
You chuckle, pulling the throw blanket over the two of you.
“I’m thinking while we’re here, we should do some stargazing. It’s pretty clear out there.”
Joe immediately pauses the TV, his eyes lighting up.
“I would love to do that with you. C’mon babe!”
Joe pulls you up, grabbing the telescope set on the large bookshelf above the TV, before walking you out to the spacious backyard.
Joe grabs the picnic blanket on the coffee table, shoving into underneath his arm, walking down the steps. The two of you walk to the middle of the backyard, setting everything down and getting the area prepared.
He adjusts the lense on the telescope, while you lay out the blanket on the grass. You sit down, leaning on Joe’s side as he takes a peek at the sky.
“Interesting,” He says, adjusting the height.
“What’cha found?” You ask, staring at the sky.
“Orion’s Belt. The Hunter.”
You squint, utterly confused.
“I don’t see a hunter, Joe.”
He laughs, looking away from the telescope.
“Well sweetheart, this is what I think it’s funny how astronomers looked at dots and said, ‘I see a…man, and a bow, and an arrow. Let’s name it Orion’s Belt.’”
“Well, thank Socrates I guess.”
“Love, that’s a Greek philosopher.”
“You’re such a nerd.” You tease, trying to hide your embarrassment.
“You married one, remember?” He nudges your side, a smug smile plastered on his face.
“Here.” He pushes the telescope to you, waiting for you to take a look. You look inside, trying to make out constellations.
“Babe! I found the Big Dipper!” You say excitedly, searching around to find more.
“Nice job love!” He says, giving you an enthusiastic pat on the back.
The two of you continue to find constellations, and you even witness Halley’s Comet.
“Oh my god! Joe look!!” You point up, and his gaze follows, his eyes widening.
“No way, we won’t see that for another 79 years!”
You turn to face him, pure confusion etched into your features.
“What.”
“Yeah, it doesn’t appear in the inner circle often. We just witnessed a once in a lifetime experience. And I’m glad I got to witness it with you.”
You smile, curling up next to him as he lays down on the blanket.
“Me too.”
The two of you lay there in comfortable silence, occasionally shifting to get comfortable. His fingers find yours and you continue to stare at the sky.
“You know, it’s crazy to think how starts can be millions of miles apart, yet they seem close. Or even how astrologists use the stars to look into someone’s life. The zodiac signs, which was named after the belt. Everything is connected.”
“Yeah, it’s hard to fathom.”
“But you know the universe plays a big part for us, like me and you. Our fates collided, but not by accident.”
“Like Kid Cudi said, ‘The universe never lies.’” You say, attempting to find more constellations with the naked eye.
Joe chuckles, rubbing circles on the back of your hand with his thumb.
“What he said.”
“But let’s think about something else. The stars, constellations and galaxies are stunning. Showing us how beautiful these things can be. You know, we take the moon landing for granted. It was a big deal at first, and now everyone is like ‘Yeah, we went to the moon forever ago.’ as if that’s not incredible.”
“Probably one of the biggest things we’ve done in this history of the United States.
“I could go into my theory about how everything came to be but I don’t want to talk your head out.” He comments, voice softer than before.
“No, I wanna hear it.”
“Really? You mean that?” He says, turning on his side of face you.
“Of course Joey, I love hearing you talk.”
He smiles and pulls you in for a quick kiss, before parting.
“Well it’s time for you to buckle up.”
“I’m ready!” You say, acting out putting a seatbelt on, earning a laugh from Joe.
“Okay so…..”
And no matter what, your nerdy husband would always give you reasons to remember why you fell in love with him in the first place.
lilliana this was so cute 🥹 i wish we could get joe talking like this about his SO in public. the presser opening into her giving him the telescope — she IS the one paying attention.
"really? you mean that?" 😭 him asking permission to be the nerd. more of this immediately 🤭
Warnings: none, all fluff! (I try to be as inclusive as possible and keep any physical descriptions of the reader vague so that it can be a true self insert, please let me know if I ever fall short of that for you so I can be more conscious of it in the future!)
a/n: I’m sure you’ll all be able to tell by the dated tv/movie references that this has been in my drafts for quite some time hahaha. Everyone thank Joe for looking too good at training camp and making me lock in. This is definitely a more self indulgent one—less in character for him in my opinion, so if that is going to bother you, then this may not be the one for you! I am still less than confident in my fluff writing abilities, so feedback is always greatly appreciated <3
It started as a passing comment, you hadn’t meant anything by it, not really. Just an observation that crossed your mind and you let slip one night on the couch, legs draped across his lap, New Girl rerun on the TV.
“It’s been forever since we went on a date.”
“Has it?” he’d shot back, faster and sharper than he’d intended, you’re sure. “We just had dinner downtown last week. And we watched the new Peaky Blinders movie the other night.”
“We had dinner downtown because neither of us felt like cooking and you were specifically craving that crispy rice from E&O. And I hardly think watching that movie the other night counts. By that logic, we’re on a date right now,” you shrugged, huffing out a short laugh. “Does this feel like a date to you?”
“I mean, no. I guess not,” his eyes fell to his lap, where his thumb was absentmindedly picking at one of his nail beds. “But we’re spending time together. And I like this, just hanging out at the end of the day. Maybe I’m boring, but there’s really nothing else I’d rather be doing,” he finished, sheepishly glancing at you through his long lashes.
“C’mon, Joey. Don’t make this a thing. I like this too, you know I do,” you assured him, resting a hand on his shoulder. “Besides, maybe this is just what happens. I mean, we’ve been together for years, we live together, we know everything there is to know about each other. I think it’s probably normal that things are a little bit mundane after all this time.”
“Yeah, you’re right. It’s probably normal,” he’d agreed, attention shifting back to the TV screen.
And that was the end of it. At least, you’d thought that was the end of it.
The following week passed in typical fashion. Your days were filled with work, exercise classes, catching up with friends; Joe’s were spent training, taking meetings, attending social engagements for his charity or media shoots for brands he partnered with. Your evenings consisted of quiet dinners at home, perhaps swapping a few anecdotes about your day before retiring to the living room. Most nights you’d watch an episode or two of whatever series you were on at the moment, this week it’s the new season of The Night Agent. Other nights, you’d read your book or scroll on your phone while he played video games. Either way, you were both in bed by 10 at the latest, alarms set, ready to rinse and repeat the next day.
Except, this morning, it quickly became apparent that today would be anything but repetitive. You woke up to his side of the bed empty and the vague memory of a kiss on your forehead and a hushed “love you” an hour or two prior. You took your time rolling out of bed, you usually do on your days off, scrolling through some reels and responding to a couple of text messages before willing yourself downstairs for a caffeine fix. That’s where things got interesting.
You noticed it as soon as you rounded the corner into the kitchen, a yellow post-it note stuck directly to the front of the espresso machine. The penmanship scrawled across it was unmistakably Joe’s, messy and legible at the same time.
mani pedi appt @ 10am
grab a coffee and a little treat on the way
return home for further instruction
Wondering what the hell he’s up to, you grab your phone and snap a quick picture of the note, sending it to Joe accompanied by a few question marks. Your phone buzzes with his response as you make your way back upstairs to get dressed and ready for your appointment.
Joe: obey the post it
His odd message does nothing at all to clear up your confusion, but you decide to play along. Thinking, at the very least, you’re getting a mani-pedi out of it.
You shower quickly and toss on your go-to casual fit before heading to your appointment. The pedicure is relaxing, warm water soothing your aching feet as you sip on a complimentary mimosa, exactly what you need after a long week of work.
You chat with your nail tech throughout the appointment, about everything and nothing at all, but there was one thing of particular interest to you. She mentioned how different Joe sounded on the phone than he does when she’s seen him on TV. On the outside, you laugh it off, nodding in agreement. But, on the inside, you’re oddly emotional about it. He set this up himself. It wasn’t just an idea he had and relied on his personal assistant to execute. He found the number to your usual nail tech, maybe he looked through your contacts or found the punchcard in your wallet. He called and talked to her personally, read out his card number to prepay for the exact services you prefer. And something about that realization makes this a hundred times more meaningful. You can’t remember the last time Joe picked up the phone to talk to anyone but family or friends, and even that was on a discretionary basis. But he made it a point to do this himself. Everything he does is intentional, and this was no exception.
You drive straight home once your nails are complete, as per the post-it note, stomach flipping in anticipation of what could be waiting for you. When you arrive, Joe is nowhere to be found, but you see his gym bag in its place in the entryway. In the kitchen, the shaker bottle from his morning smoothie is freshly washed and sitting on the drying rack. He had come and gone, leaving more mysterious post-it notes in his wake.
The first was on the hall table, where you always sit your purse, since he was sure you’d see it. It was simple, just one word.
Bedroom
The next note is found stuck to a garment bag hanging front and center in your walk-in closet. You’d gone in to investigate because the door was left wide open, something Joe is usually rather meticulous about. This note is short and sweet as well.
Wear this.
Eagerly unzipping the bag, you find a beautiful, seemingly familiar, dress. Upon further investigation, you realize it’s actually a duplicate of your very favorite dress you own, just in a different color. The original has been worn to countless events, on dates and holidays. Each time you put it on, it’s an instant confidence boost, and you’d be lying if you said that wasn’t partially a result of how clingy and complimentary Joe gets when you wear it.
Nearby, there’s a pair of heels laid out, ones that are just high enough to make you feel sexy, and just low enough so you’re not tripping all over yourself. They’re also one of the few pairs in your collection that don’t leave blisters when you walk. In that moment, you can’t help but wonder if Joe picked them out by sheer luck, or if the scope of his attention to detail extends further than you’d realized. After ruminating on that thought for much longer than necessary, you exit the closet, passing your dressing table along the way. On it, he’s laid out some jewelry and a small purse to compliment the new dress perfectly.
There is one final note stuck to the bathroom mirror, this one lengthier than the last two.
Take your time getting ready, meet me at the door at 6. Love you
In lieu of punctuation, there’s a big, messy heart scrawled below the words, filling the rest of the pale yellow paper.
Despite the temptation to ask for more details, you refer to Joe’s earlier text. Obey the post it.
The next few hours are spent buzzing with excitement, and a few nerves. You bounce between styling your hair and applying your makeup, taking a few snack breaks along the way in an effort to take up as much time as possible and make six o’clock come faster. By a quarter til, you’re dressed and seated in the chair nearest to the front door, not so patiently awaiting his arrival. Thankfully, the knock on the door comes sooner than expected, and you make a mental note to give him a hard time later for knocking on the door to his own home. For now, you swing it open to a sight you haven’t seen in years, since you first started dating really. Joe is standing on the front step in a simple outfit of jeans and a black button up, flowers in hand. He rocks back on his heels slightly, a teeth-bearing smile spreading across his face as you come into view.
“Knew you’d be ready early for me.”
“So, you hired a driver?”, you question, cozy in the back seat of the dark sedan he’d led you to. “You never do that unless we’re traveling.”
“Not usually,” he agrees, giving your hand a small squeeze. “But you’re gonna want wine with dinner, and I know you hate drinking alone. This way we can both let loose a little, I won’t have to be the boring one.”
That’s when it clicked. Boring. This was about the conversation the other night on the couch, the one that you’d all but forgotten. Maybe I’m boring, he’d said.
You open your mouth to acknowledge it, but he’s one step ahead of you, recognition clear on his features. He knows exactly what you’re thinking as he waves his free hand between you, shaking his head almost imperceptibly, as if to say not right now. There’s a comfortable silence for the remainder of the ride, your head falling to rest on his shoulder, a silent acknowledgment of everything you wanted to say.
The first destination of the evening is Pepp & Dolores, your favorite Italian spot, where you’re quickly seated in a quiet corner downstairs with exposed brick and dimmed lights. Your meal starts slow, Joe ordering a bottle of wine and some appetizers to share as you wonder aloud which entree you should go for.
After a lengthy debate with yourself, you end up ordering your usual. To your surprise, when it’s his turn to order, Joe requests the pasta of his choice and the one that you’d considered trying but decided against. You raise a curious brow at him as the waiter walks away.
“What?,” he questions, shrugging like ordering an extra twenty five dollar entree just so you could try it was the most obvious thing in the world. “The portions are always too small at these places anyway.” It’s certainly a gesture that he can afford, just not one that you’d expected. It’s kind and thoughtful in a simple way. His way.
For the first time in what feels like forever, your dinner conversation goes deeper than what you should meal prep for lunches that week, or how Joe’s feeling about the energy in the locker room. You chat about goals and aspirations, individual and mutual, and touch base on your five and ten year plans, both pleased to discover you’re still on the same page. The conversation itself is deep and intimate, but the air is light and the wine is crisp. You leave the restaurant feeling like a weight has been lifted, one that you hadn’t even realized was there.
The ride to stop number two of the evening is chatty, you both gush about dinner, Joe only interrupting your lengthy commentary about the lemon pasta to tell you how beautiful you look. He’s as giddy as you’ve ever seen him as you pull up to a building that you recognize as a small, local movie theater.
“God, we haven’t been to a movie theater together in years. You sure you’re willing to risk getting swarmed?”, you question, resting a hand on his chest.
“No risk here. It’s all ours,” he beams, leading you inside.
An employee guides you through the lobby, straight past the concession counter, and into the auditorium. You’re about to insist on returning to the lobby for snacks and drinks when you see it. Set up front and center is your own personal snack stand, and not just a random assortment, it’s clear that it was curated specifically for you. Two huge buckets of popcorn, light butter for him, extra for you. A frozen cherry cola, obviously just poured since it hasn’t even begun to melt. All of the sour candies and chocolate covered raisins, the dark ones, of course.
You’re broken from your trance by the employee excusing himself from the room, telling you both that the movie is set to start in ten minutes and to let him know if you need anything.
It’s not until Joe turns his attention to you that you notice the tears pooling in your eyes, and he must misinterpret the meaning of them because he starts talking quickly.
“I know this is still just dinner and a movie,” he starts, running a nervous hand through his hair, “but that’s kind of the point. All of the dinners and movies that I’ve tried to pass off as dates lately have been pitiful. The other night was a wake up call, whether you meant it to be or not. I stopped going above and beyond for you. Not on purpose, I guess I just got comfortable.”
“Joey, this is perfect,” you assure him, fisting both hands in the front of his shirt to pull him close. “You really didn’t have to—,”
“But I did. I did have to do all this. It’s what you deserve. To feel special. Not bored. Not mundane,” he quips with a playful roll of his eyes. “Besides, it’s more than worth it to see you all dressed up for me, to see you happy. Can’t believe you’re mine.”
His hands reach to cup your face as you rise to your tiptoes, lips meeting his in a sweet kiss. It’s slow, firm but gentle, the kind of kiss that’s worth a million words. I love you. I’ve missed this. I’m sorry. I’ll do better. I promise.
You only pull away when the lights begin to dim, signaling that the movie is about to start. Joe guides you to your seats, where you find a matching sweat set for the both of you to change into.
“Who wants to watch a movie in jeans and a dress?”, he questions when you hold yours up, tilting your head curiously. He’s got a point.
The opening credits to The Devil Wears Prada 2 fill the humongous screen as you finish pulling the soft crewneck over your head. Joe tosses you a bag of sour patch kids before settling in beside you and unfolding a blanket large enough to cover you both.
You wake to a jostling feeling, quickly registering one of Joe’s arms hooked around the back of your knees, the other pulling your upper body into his own as he lifts you and begins to walk. You keep your eyes shut, breathing in the scent of him as he pushes open the door, thrusting you both into the cool night air. There’s a hushed exchange as you approach the car, Joe asking the driver to get the door for him, you think. Then you’re being lowered carefully into the back seat. As Joe slides in behind you, he leans forward, lips just barely grazing your ear.
“I know you’re not asleep,” he whispers, smirk evident in his voice. Caught, you allow yourself to huff out a laugh and readjust your body into a more comfortable position.
You ride home with your head in his lap, one of his hands resting in the dip of your waist, the other softly stroking your hair. You’re not bored, but you are incredibly comfortable.
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the post-it notes. "obey the post it" made me actually laugh out loud and then the last one has a big messy heart drawn on it instead of punctuation sooooo sweet.
the nail tech saying he sounded different on the phone is the detail i'm going to be thinking about all day. he did all of it HIMSELF. and the shoes that don't give her blisters. he's been paying attention the entire time.
ending on not bored but incredibly comfortable — perfect 🥹
hi my daisyy, i was wondering, can i request something with joe regarding a reader that struggles with tension headaches a lot please?? im battling a bad one right now for the last two days and it’s killing me i just need a neck and head massage so bad😪, anyway i know this is very specific so pls feel free to ignore this!! i was just thinking about how nice a massage from mr burrow would be lmao, big kiss daisy!❤️❤️
sorry for the delay bb, i really hope it's passed by now 😭 two days is BRUTAL.
anyway i wrote it — tension headache. he doesn't ask a single question, he just gets to work 🩷
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The headache starts at 2:40 on Tuesday, and you know exactly when because you’re looking at the clock, seeing how much more work you have left when Aaron says your name from the doorway and you turn your head to answer him.
That’s when you feel it really starting.
You finish the conversation. You say the words back to him in the right order, and he leaves satisfied, and then you sit very still in your chair with your hand at the back of your neck, pressing your thumb into the spot just under the bone where it lives, and you wait to see what kind it’s going to be.
It’s the bad kind. It sets up behind your left eye and starts pulling.
You get another hour out of yourself. You dim the monitor as far down as it goes and answer the emails that can’t wait until tomorrow, and every time you look from the screen to your notepad and back, the light does something to you that you can feel in your teeth. The plug-ins in the outlets along the wall have never bothered you before. Today they’re making you nauseous. The fluorescents up there have a hum you’ve never noticed in three years of working under them, and now you can hear it like it’s inside your skull.
At 3:55 you stop pretending.
“You okay?” Cass asks when she sees you putting your laptop in your bag.
“Headache.”
“A bad one?”
“Yeah.”
“Go home,” she says, which you were already doing, but it helps to hear it.
The drive is twenty-five minutes, and it’s all west, straight into the sun, and you spend it with your jaw locked and your sunglasses on and your hand coming up to shield the top of the windshield every time the road crests. Somebody merges into you on Red Bank, and you have to whip your head left to check them, and you feel it all the way down into your shoulder blade. By the time you’re in the driveway you’re taking the turn into the garage with your head held like something that might come apart if you set it down wrong.
Inside you don’t turn on a single light. Blinds down, phone face-down, the frozen gel pack out of the freezer and wrapped in a dish towel. You get horizontal on the couch with the pack under your neck and one arm over your eyes, and you stay there.
—
You hear the garage door before you hear him — the motor, then the mechanism, then the interior door and his keys going into the dish on the counter. Then nothing for a second while he registers that every light in the house is off.
“Y/N?”
“Couch.”
He comes around the corner. You don’t move your arm off your eyes, so you get him in pieces — the shape of him in the doorway, the pause there, the shoes coming off one at a time against the back of his heel. He’s dressed for wherever you were supposed to be going. Button-down, the good watch.
He doesn’t ask.
You listen to him move through the kitchen. The fridge opens and shuts. Ice, then water over it. He sets the glass on the coffee table by your head and doesn’t tell you to drink it.
The couch gives at your hip where he sits down on the edge of it.
“Hey.”
“Hi.”
He takes the arm off your eyes, not fast, and holds onto your wrist for a second before he sets it down on your stomach. In the dark, his face is mostly outline. He gets a hand under the towel at your neck and checks the gel pack with two fingers, the way you’d check a pan.
“That’s warm.”
“It’s been on a while.”
He takes it. Goes to the freezer with it, comes back, and you know he’s swapped it for the second one because you can hear the towel getting rewrapped, and then he’s sitting again, and he doesn’t hand it back to you.
“Turn over.”
You open your eyes. It doesn’t help — it’s too dark to see much of him and looking at anything is its own project right now.
“Joe.”
“Babe.”
“I’m not moving.”
“Baby.” He’s already got a hand flat on your shoulder, not pushing, just there. “Turn over and let me get at it.”
You go over onto your front. It takes longer than it should, and he doesn’t rush any part of it, one hand on your shoulder and the other coming to your hip. When you get your face down into the cushion and your arms folded up underneath you, he pulls the throw pillow out from under your chest and drops it on the floor because it’s got you at the wrong angle.
Then his hands are on the back of your neck, and everything else in the room stops mattering.
—
He gets down onto the floor. You feel the couch let go of his weight and then hear him settle beside you, and when his hands come back they come from above — one at the base of your skull, one flat between your shoulder blades, just resting there while he waits for you to get used to being touched.
His thumb finds the left side on the second try, and when he gets it you make a sound into the cushion that isn’t a word.
“That’s it,” he says.
He starts slow. He isn’t kneading — he’s pressing, holding, letting the pressure sit until whatever’s underneath it gives up an inch. His thumb works the strip along the base of your skull one inch at a time and stops at every place you flinch, and he doesn’t back off when you flinch. He waits there.
Somewhere in the middle of it, he takes the watch off. You hear it go down onto the coffee table, glass against wood.
His hands move down. Both thumbs on either side of your spine, then out along the tops of your shoulders, and when he gets to the left one he finds something that makes your whole arm go hot and you say his name into the cushion.
“There it is. Breathe out.”
You do.
He leans on it. Slow enough that you can stay with it, hard enough that it’s not a question of whether it’s going to hurt, and it does, and then it’s less. He works that spot for a long time. Longer than feels reasonable. His breathing goes even with it, and yours follows, and the room is dark, and the only sound in the house is the ice settling in the glass by your head.
When he moves back up to your neck, his hands are warm from the work.
“Okay?”
“Mm.”
“Words.”
“Don’t stop.”
He doesn’t.
—
His hands slow down, but they don’t stop. You’re somewhere past thinking. The pain’s still in there — you can find it if you go looking — but it’s sitting further back than it was, and your whole body has gone heavy against the cushions in a way you didn’t decide on.
“Fuck, I wish I could fix this, baby.” A pause. His thumb keeps moving. “Or that you weren’t carrying so much that it keeps happening.”
You get out something that isn’t a word.
He goes back to your neck. He works the base of your skull with two fingers, small and slow, and at some point you stop tracking how long it’s been.
When you surface, the house is dark and quiet, and his hand is still on your neck, gone slack. He’s asleep, sitting up on the floor with his head back against the cushion.
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daisy i just saw that you reblogged this and i got so excited!! i’m a paramore girly by heart, like obsessed, i actually don’t think there’s been one day that i wasn’t streaming hayley/paramore’s music all year!
i just got this on last saturday at hot topic for $21.80, it’s a medium, meaning i do have to crop it but it’s so pretty!! i also showed @emmyblues this as well. anddd something silly during my yap sesh on lia’s (@sevnszn) blog, i wrote this shirt to the battery (plaza next to truist park here in atlanta)
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Ahhhhhh, I love this!!! I love Paramore and Hayley Williams. A lot of her music is used on my Hide, Seek, Found playlists.
Are we ever getting older reader x joe trying to have a baby?
hey love 🥹 i want to get there so badly, i promise. i'm just trying to keep things in chronological order so the timeline doesn't get away from me, and right now i've got so many irons in the fire between requests and the storylines i already have going that i think i've spread myself a little thin.
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they got me defending op… lord i hate some of the joe fans on here
Listen you can dislike the girl all you want but what was done is wrong PERIOD. Like the fact people are on here glad it happened is wild; I would never wish that shit even on my worst enemy.
ok apparently i sounded like i was defending her so let me be clear.
you can think her past is genuinely bad. you can think she needs to take real accountability for it. you can be disappointed in joe. i'm not asking anyone to like her.
none of that adds up to posting her nudes. it's not going to make them break up. people have been sending him this stuff for MONTHS and if anything it's like when your parents told you they didn't like who you were dating so you dated them harder. that's it. that's what this accomplishes.
you can hold both. she can be someone you don't like and this can still be a weird thing to do 🩷
hi all, as we all know, joeblr has been a mess today. that being said, i'd love to share some recs of my fave authors who are truly the backbone of joeblr. i hope this serves as a reminder that there are good people in this fandom who are truly here to love and support joe and his team, nothing else. <3
@mrs-delaney y'all already know, I could never sing Daisy's praises enough. genuinely one of the most talented writers i've encountered in my 10+ years reading fic. every fic feels like a warm hug, and so mature and respectful, which is a vibe carefully created by Daisy, who is one of the kindest people on tumblr. she also writes for Colston, AJ Barner, and Daniel Riccardo! Daisy has reader inserts as well as OCs and universes inside of reader inserts. genuinely endless possibilities with her masterlist. <3
@babygirlburrow my dear Cat! Cat's fics are like warm hugs. specifically, I absolutely love Cat's fics for a neurodivergent reader, but I genuinely love everything she posts. it's a privilege to read her writing! Joe is always so fun and sweet in Cat's fics which I love! Cat also writes for AJ and Colston.
@goldfades my best friend <3 Ev's Sweet on You universe is genuinely perfect dad!Joe. tater tot my beloved!!! everything she writes is perfect. her fic for Joe during her 7k celly was amazing!!! i can't recommend ev's fics enough, and the best part is that she writes for so many people across several fandoms!
@angiiewritess ang's fics are so buzzy!!! just obsessed with every word. she has several Joe fics but also writes for Arch Manning, Colston, and several others. Angie also writes a lot of blurbs, she has tons of fic waiting for you all to enjoy!!!
@v6quewrlds joe and wifey my beloveds <3 Cassie is so talented. her fics feel like climbing into bed after a long day. i absolutely love her writing and am grateful to call her a friend. she also writes for Luke Kuechly, Colston, Mat Barzal, Sidney Crosby, and others! highly recommend <3
@nineverce one of my fave authors, I've reread soooo many of Mandy's fics. they are incredible!
These are just a few of the wonderful writers here. Feel free to share this post and shout out others that you want to celebrate. I love reading fic and discovering new authors and spaces. I hope this reminds you all that there are genuinely good spaces on Joeblr. Happy reading <3