Lovely

joe definitely gives your ass a squeeze when u hug him btw

picture it jay. he's leaning against the counter all big and warm and in a sexy compression shirt. you come up to him and lean up onto your tiptoes to hug him around his neck, his arms come around your waist. you start yapping to him about something - drama at work, some dumb tiktok or reel you saw, whatever, and he's listening... while also letting his hands drift further and further south until whoopsie they've landed square on your ass. he gives each cheek a good squeeze, if it's firm or soft he doesn't care, as long as it's ass. he LOVES when you wear those jeans, but he also loves you in leggings, skirts, shorts, dresses (ESPECIALLY SUNDRESSES), whatever, he just wants his hands on you

him pretending to listen while his hands are doing reconnaissance 😭 the audacity. the multitasking. the WHOOPSIE💕💕💕

EXACLTY MISS DAISY WELCOME TO THE JOE BURROW ASS MAN DISCOURSE 😭 and he doesn't even try and deny it too!! he'll just shrug when you call him out and just be like it's a good ass and he's so handsy you can't help but giggle at his big warm hands literally massaging your ass while every conceivable thought just evaporates from your brain 😭 if he's feeling SUPER frisky he'll be like 'what were you saying, baby?' and he'll raise those smug little eyebrows to try and get you to continue talking, you get all shy and you might stammer a bit and he just continues looking at you while you try and formulate one coherent sentence while he's rubbing circles on your ass, if you manage to string a few words together he kisses your neck or your throat or your cheek or your jaw whichever's closest and just say 'good girl, you like my hands on you, huh?' in that low gravelly voice of his and he'll get all southern and louisiana and let the vowels lengthen RAHHHJSDFJSDFHSJFSHJHJHJH @xoxonobodyhome i need him so fucking BAD

the WORST part is he does the public version of it too. hand sliding down to the small of your back at events, fingertips just barely on the top curve, like he’s being respectful but you KNOW where his hand wants to be. media trained my ass (literally) he’s just biding his time until you’re not in public. 😭

TRUST AND BELIEVE he'll have his way with you when y'all get through the door 😭 the minute the door is closed and locked, he's got you pushed up against it, kissing you and telling you how much he wanted to have his hands on you but he's a respectful midwestern gentleman and mama robin raised him better than to feel up his girl in public! 😭

"respectful midwestern gentleman" is sending me bc he absolutely WEAPONIZES that. lets everyone think he's so polite and reserved and then the door closes and he's like babe i have been THINKING about this for hours

joe definitely gives your ass a squeeze when u hug him btw

picture it jay. he's leaning against the counter all big and warm and in a sexy compression shirt. you come up to him and lean up onto your tiptoes to hug him around his neck, his arms come around your waist. you start yapping to him about something - drama at work, some dumb tiktok or reel you saw, whatever, and he's listening... while also letting his hands drift further and further south until whoopsie they've landed square on your ass. he gives each cheek a good squeeze, if it's firm or soft he doesn't care, as long as it's ass. he LOVES when you wear those jeans, but he also loves you in leggings, skirts, shorts, dresses (ESPECIALLY SUNDRESSES), whatever, he just wants his hands on you

him pretending to listen while his hands are doing reconnaissance 😭 the audacity. the multitasking. the WHOOPSIE💕💕💕

EXACLTY MISS DAISY WELCOME TO THE JOE BURROW ASS MAN DISCOURSE 😭 and he doesn't even try and deny it too!! he'll just shrug when you call him out and just be like it's a good ass and he's so handsy you can't help but giggle at his big warm hands literally massaging your ass while every conceivable thought just evaporates from your brain 😭 if he's feeling SUPER frisky he'll be like 'what were you saying, baby?' and he'll raise those smug little eyebrows to try and get you to continue talking, you get all shy and you might stammer a bit and he just continues looking at you while you try and formulate one coherent sentence while he's rubbing circles on your ass, if you manage to string a few words together he kisses your neck or your throat or your cheek or your jaw whichever's closest and just say 'good girl, you like my hands on you, huh?' in that low gravelly voice of his and he'll get all southern and louisiana and let the vowels lengthen RAHHHJSDFJSDFHSJFSHJHJHJH @xoxonobodyhome i need him so fucking BAD

the WORST part is he does the public version of it too. hand sliding down to the small of your back at events, fingertips just barely on the top curve, like he’s being respectful but you KNOW where his hand wants to be. media trained my ass (literally) he’s just biding his time until you’re not in public. 😭

joe definitely gives your ass a squeeze when u hug him btw

picture it jay. he's leaning against the counter all big and warm and in a sexy compression shirt. you come up to him and lean up onto your tiptoes to hug him around his neck, his arms come around your waist. you start yapping to him about something - drama at work, some dumb tiktok or reel you saw, whatever, and he's listening... while also letting his hands drift further and further south until whoopsie they've landed square on your ass. he gives each cheek a good squeeze, if it's firm or soft he doesn't care, as long as it's ass. he LOVES when you wear those jeans, but he also loves you in leggings, skirts, shorts, dresses (ESPECIALLY SUNDRESSES), whatever, he just wants his hands on you

him pretending to listen while his hands are doing reconnaissance 😭 the audacity. the multitasking. the WHOOPSIE💕💕💕

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

Honestly even if we aren’t. Feel free.😭