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i don’t know if you can help with this, but i’m trying to find a fic that was posted a couple months ago in which joe gets with tee’s younger sister (i think they called her baby tee?) after she moves to cincinnati. i’m pretty sure it was just a one shot but i don’t remember the title or the author. im sorry if this is too vague but i remember the vibes more than the actual events of the story 😭😭 thank you in advance for your help!
Okay my contribution…joe is watching game tape at home, you try to distract him. ends with him yanking you down onto the couch face-first, chokehold engaged, drilling you while pausing the tape to whisper nasty praise right in your ear: “eyes on the screen, baby. watch how i move—gonna fuck you just like that. so fucking pretty taking every inch.”
Okayyyyyy byeeeeee love you!!!! The og. The 🐐!!!!
And what if I barked reading this…
The man is such a menace I feel like he would definitely edge you if you took your eyes off the screen or even just stop completely
okay but imagine him rewinding the same play over and over just to edge you longer… ‘eyes on the screen baby, watch how i throw it’ while he’s got you face down ass up with that chokehold 😮💨 i’m ruined.💦 I’m done frfrfr
Okay my contribution…joe is watching game tape at home, you try to distract him. ends with him yanking you down onto the couch face-first, chokehold engaged, drilling you while pausing the tape to whisper nasty praise right in your ear: “eyes on the screen, baby. watch how i move—gonna fuck you just like that. so fucking pretty taking every inch.”
Okayyyyyy byeeeeee love you!!!! The og. The 🐐!!!!
And what if I barked reading this…
The man is such a menace I feel like he would definitely edge you if you took your eyes off the screen or even just stop completely
okay but imagine him rewinding the same play over and over just to edge you longer… ‘eyes on the screen baby, watch how i throw it’ while he’s got you face down ass up with that chokehold 😮💨 i’m ruined.💦 I’m done frfrfr
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Omg thank you for answering my ask about Simple Math! 💗 I’m sorry I hope you don’t mind me asking another question. So obviously Joe not telling his parents about reader has been a big part of the story but I’m so curious as to how readers family reacted when she told them. Would she not even mention the age thing bc she doesn’t see it as a big deal? If she does tell them were they immediately accepting and trusting of her judgement or were they like why is a 29 yo dating my daughter?
omg bb never apologize for these, i love them 🩷
yes she told her family. she didn't hide the age but she didn't lead with it either — it's just not the headline for her. she led with him. what he's like, how he is with her. the football thing came up somewhere in the middle.
her mom was in from the start. she'd been hearing about him for a while and was already partial before they met.
her dad had a moment. he just went quiet, did his own math, and asked her one question. something along the lines of "is he good to you." she said yes. he let it go. he wasn't going to make her defend it.
by the time joe met them everyone was fine. her dad genuinely likes him. and that's kind of what breaks my heart about this verse — everyone in her life cleared the age thing. her family. her friends. her. joe is the only one still carrying it around, and he doesn't fully realize that's what he's doing.
She’s worked for the Bengals since his rookie year.
She’s been in love with him for just as long.
He doesn’t realize he’s in love with her until it’s almost too late.
Years of yearning. One stubborn heart.
A love story that finally finds its way home.
pairings: joe burrow x reader 🌙
wc: 339
an: this is what i was thinking about at 3 this morning 🌙✨ and some other stuff 🤭🩷 catch up on everything here 💋
Joe in the middle of the night...
— "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance." No context. Face still buried in your neck.
— "The moon's moving away from us. Like an inch and a half a year. Eventually there won't be one." He says it into the dark like it's just occurred to him. It probably just has.
— "Your feet are freezing. What is going on in your circulatory system."
— Rolls over. Rolls back. Rolls over again. "You up?" You are now. "Sorry. Never mind. Go back to sleep."
— "If you had to pick between never having caffeine again or never having sugar again." He waits. Wants your actual answer.
— His mouth against your shoulder. Half-asleep. "Glad you're here." You almost miss it.
— "Babies don't have kneecaps until they're like three."
"Joe."
"It's true. Look it up."
— "Y/N."
"Hm."
"Do you think Batman would beat me in a fight."
"He's fictional."
"Yeah but hypothetically."
— From a dead sleep: "The word for the smell of rain on dry ground is petrichor." Then immediately back asleep.
— Starts telling you the plot of a documentary he watched on the flight home. You're falling asleep. He knows. He keeps going.
— "There's a fossil in Wyoming where you can see a fish eating another fish. It got fossilized mid-bite."
"That's dark."
"Yeah."
— "You're using all the blanket."
"I'm not."
"You are."
You give him some blanket.
"Thanks."
— "Bees can recognize human faces. They can pick you out of a lineup."
— "The T-Rex could barely lift its arms. Imagine being that big and being useless." Silence. "Sorry. That's mean."
— "Your alarm on for tomorrow?"
You tell him yes.
"For sure?"
Yes.
"Okay."
A minute later: "Can I check it? Just to make sure?"
— Half-asleep. Mumbled into your hair. Genuinely concerned: "What if we invented cheese wrong."
— Middle of the night. His hand on your face in the dark. Not moving. Just resting there. He doesn't say anything for a long time. Then: "I'm glad you're mine."
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DAISY!!! THESE ARE TOO CUTE, JOE DEFINITELY SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE THAT WOULD YAP TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP. I WAS SMILING AND GIGGLING THE WHOLE TIME SO MUCH THAT MY FRIEND LITERALLY TOOK MY PHONE AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT I WAS FANGIRLING ABOUT. LOVE THIS!! 🧡
@velvetlikeburrow i'm crying!!! joe would 100% yap you into a coma, he'd be three deep into some fact about tectonic plates while you're already half asleep and he wouldn't clock it for a full ten minutes. thank you for reading and giggling with me lovie. 🩷
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pairings: joe burrow x reader 🌙
wc: 339
an: this is what i was thinking about at 3 this morning 🌙✨ and some other stuff 🤭🩷 catch up on everything here 💋
Joe in the middle of the night...
— "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance." No context. Face still buried in your neck.
— "The moon's moving away from us. Like an inch and a half a year. Eventually there won't be one." He says it into the dark like it's just occurred to him. It probably just has.
— "Your feet are freezing. What is going on in your circulatory system."
— Rolls over. Rolls back. Rolls over again. "You up?" You are now. "Sorry. Never mind. Go back to sleep."
— "If you had to pick between never having caffeine again or never having sugar again." He waits. Wants your actual answer.
— His mouth against your shoulder. Half-asleep. "Glad you're here." You almost miss it.
— "Babies don't have kneecaps until they're like three."
"Joe."
"It's true. Look it up."
— "Y/N."
"Hm."
"Do you think Batman would beat me in a fight."
"He's fictional."
"Yeah but hypothetically."
— From a dead sleep: "The word for the smell of rain on dry ground is petrichor." Then immediately back asleep.
— Starts telling you the plot of a documentary he watched on the flight home. You're falling asleep. He knows. He keeps going.
— "There's a fossil in Wyoming where you can see a fish eating another fish. It got fossilized mid-bite."
"That's dark."
"Yeah."
— "You're using all the blanket."
"I'm not."
"You are."
You give him some blanket.
"Thanks."
— "Bees can recognize human faces. They can pick you out of a lineup."
— "The T-Rex could barely lift its arms. Imagine being that big and being useless." Silence. "Sorry. That's mean."
— "Your alarm on for tomorrow?"
You tell him yes.
"For sure?"
Yes.
"Okay."
A minute later: "Can I check it? Just to make sure?"
— Half-asleep. Mumbled into your hair. Genuinely concerned: "What if we invented cheese wrong."
— Middle of the night. His hand on your face in the dark. Not moving. Just resting there. He doesn't say anything for a long time. Then: "I'm glad you're mine."
taglist: @honeydippedfiction @harryweeniee @mruizsworld @cixrosie @babygirlburrow @coasttocold @jbnine99 @willowpains @melanie-15 @renegadebirch @yourfavmahomie @neyessibff @hallecarey1 @nngkay @itsleilabxtch @cozygirljay @nycgblogs05 @wickedfun9 @marvelislove10 @megsinnerthoughts @vroomvroommbtch @britt217 @thatgirltries @edtomh @nanouslibrary @crazygirlinthisworld @leftmyheartinapubinhampstead @savemyempire @xoxonobodyhome @onceuponatimeiwasacowgirl @unlikelystay
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pairings: joe burrow x reader 🌙
wc: 339
an: this is what i was thinking about at 3 this morning 🌙✨ and some other stuff 🤭🩷 catch up on everything here 💋
Joe in the middle of the night...
— "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance." No context. Face still buried in your neck.
— "The moon's moving away from us. Like an inch and a half a year. Eventually there won't be one." He says it into the dark like it's just occurred to him. It probably just has.
— "Your feet are freezing. What is going on in your circulatory system."
— Rolls over. Rolls back. Rolls over again. "You up?" You are now. "Sorry. Never mind. Go back to sleep."
— "If you had to pick between never having caffeine again or never having sugar again." He waits. Wants your actual answer.
— His mouth against your shoulder. Half-asleep. "Glad you're here." You almost miss it.
— "Babies don't have kneecaps until they're like three."
"Joe."
"It's true. Look it up."
— "Y/N."
"Hm."
"Do you think Batman would beat me in a fight."
"He's fictional."
"Yeah but hypothetically."
— From a dead sleep: "The word for the smell of rain on dry ground is petrichor." Then immediately back asleep.
— Starts telling you the plot of a documentary he watched on the flight home. You're falling asleep. He knows. He keeps going.
— "There's a fossil in Wyoming where you can see a fish eating another fish. It got fossilized mid-bite."
"That's dark."
"Yeah."
— "You're using all the blanket."
"I'm not."
"You are."
You give him some blanket.
"Thanks."
— "Bees can recognize human faces. They can pick you out of a lineup."
— "The T-Rex could barely lift its arms. Imagine being that big and being useless." Silence. "Sorry. That's mean."
— "Your alarm on for tomorrow?"
You tell him yes.
"For sure?"
Yes.
"Okay."
A minute later: "Can I check it? Just to make sure?"
— Half-asleep. Mumbled into your hair. Genuinely concerned: "What if we invented cheese wrong."
— Middle of the night. His hand on your face in the dark. Not moving. Just resting there. He doesn't say anything for a long time. Then: "I'm glad you're mine."
taglist: @honeydippedfiction @harryweeniee @mruizsworld @cixrosie @babygirlburrow @coasttocold @jbnine99 @willowpains @melanie-15 @renegadebirch @yourfavmahomie @neyessibff @hallecarey1 @nngkay @itsleilabxtch @cozygirljay @nycgblogs05 @wickedfun9 @marvelislove10 @megsinnerthoughts @vroomvroommbtch @britt217 @thatgirltries @edtomh @nanouslibrary @crazygirlinthisworld @leftmyheartinapubinhampstead @savemyempire @xoxonobodyhome @onceuponatimeiwasacowgirl @unlikelystay
wanna be added to the taglist? send me an ask or drop a comment and i'll add you to the family 🩷
pairings: joe burrow x reader 🌙
wc: 339
an: this is what i was thinking about at 3 this morning 🌙✨ and some other stuff 🤭🩷 catch up on everything here 💋
Joe in the middle of the night...
— "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance." No context. Face still buried in your neck.
— "The moon's moving away from us. Like an inch and a half a year. Eventually there won't be one." He says it into the dark like it's just occurred to him. It probably just has.
— "Your feet are freezing. What is going on in your circulatory system."
— Rolls over. Rolls back. Rolls over again. "You up?" You are now. "Sorry. Never mind. Go back to sleep."
— "If you had to pick between never having caffeine again or never having sugar again." He waits. Wants your actual answer.
— His mouth against your shoulder. Half-asleep. "Glad you're here." You almost miss it.
— "Babies don't have kneecaps until they're like three."
"Joe."
"It's true. Look it up."
— "Y/N."
"Hm."
"Do you think Batman would beat me in a fight."
"He's fictional."
"Yeah but hypothetically."
— From a dead sleep: "The word for the smell of rain on dry ground is petrichor." Then immediately back asleep.
— Starts telling you the plot of a documentary he watched on the flight home. You're falling asleep. He knows. He keeps going.
— "There's a fossil in Wyoming where you can see a fish eating another fish. It got fossilized mid-bite."
"That's dark."
"Yeah."
— "You're using all the blanket."
"I'm not."
"You are."
You give him some blanket.
"Thanks."
— "Bees can recognize human faces. They can pick you out of a lineup."
— "The T-Rex could barely lift its arms. Imagine being that big and being useless." Silence. "Sorry. That's mean."
— "Your alarm on for tomorrow?"
You tell him yes.
"For sure?"
Yes.
"Okay."
A minute later: "Can I check it? Just to make sure?"
— Half-asleep. Mumbled into your hair. Genuinely concerned: "What if we invented cheese wrong."
— Middle of the night. His hand on your face in the dark. Not moving. Just resting there. He doesn't say anything for a long time. Then: "I'm glad you're mine."
taglist: @honeydippedfiction @harryweeniee @mruizsworld @cixrosie @babygirlburrow @coasttocold @jbnine99 @willowpains @melanie-15 @renegadebirch @yourfavmahomie @neyessibff @hallecarey1 @nngkay @itsleilabxtch @cozygirljay @nycgblogs05 @wickedfun9 @marvelislove10 @megsinnerthoughts @vroomvroommbtch @britt217 @thatgirltries @edtomh @nanouslibrary @crazygirlinthisworld @leftmyheartinapubinhampstead @savemyempire @xoxonobodyhome @onceuponatimeiwasacowgirl @unlikelystay
wanna be added to the taglist? send me an ask or drop a comment and i'll add you to the family 🩷
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She’s worked for the Bengals since his rookie year.
She’s been in love with him for just as long.
He doesn’t realize he’s in love with her until it’s almost too late.
Years of yearning. One stubborn heart.
A love story that finally finds its way home.
