yahaha u found me

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.