Lemonade. You make lemonade.

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.