Lemonade. You make lemonade.

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

actually my grandeur isn't delusional in the slightest

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

May I please have 1 everything

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

i want everything else to stop so i can spend a month learning how to draw again

nice wound. Could use some salt though