Lemonade. You make lemonade.

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

it's jerking off to the character study 2026

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video