Lemonade. You make lemonade.

step one of good media criticism is to remove yourself entirely from your interpretation of the text. step two is to insert yourself back in but in new and thoughtful ways

my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

interacting with the cool mutual while full of fear and anxiety

one trick to learn (and this is easier when you're older) is that absolutely no one is cool. there is no such thing as a cool person. anyone you think is cool is just anxious about things you haven't learned about them yet