impressively ferocious

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

police departments love to be like "we need more money to fight all the crime that's been happening lately" and they show a graph with crime going up at then you look into the numbers and it's like "the ten percent increase in crime was correlated with a ten percent increase in active policing hours" and it's like oh okay so the crime factory needs more money because the crime factory stayed open late to manufacture more crime in order to convince us to give more money to the crime factory. Where can I get off this carousel of misery?

police departments love to be like "yes, we ruined the lives of thousands more young black folks, but you have to understand: we wanted a tank, and you weren't giving us new-tank money."

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities