impressively ferocious

ellis and shen usually don’t even realize what’s happening until he’s halfway through, and then just they tune him out

then they hear, “-and that’s why i haven’t had a sip of water in 15 years. hilarious, right?”

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

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