Shred of Blue

(Stop that.)

So now, when I look at this, I view it from top to bottom first and let myself feel the full impact of the tragedy that is Fenris’s life. But then I view it from bottom to top and feel a bit of hope too.

I think they should have been in Inquisition and also married

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesn’t have factions that understand the force differently–my 15-person philosophy class couldn’t agree on a single thing we read all term.

The room immediately turns into chaos.

#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its ‘the more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the force’#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because it’s way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakin’s presentation that year was#‘master/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the force’#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wan’s face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#they’re not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!

the truth is that he was never actually banned, he’s just been saying it so he doesn’t have to go. he started all the rumors himself

“I know this because the Force told me so” was Qui-Gon, who uses this as his regular excuse for everything, in this case, as an excuse to be a little shit-stirrer.

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

there's no way anyone believed them

ik she probably actually turned into a dragon, but have you considered Flemeth just dragging them all the way to her hut for fun

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

three of them

Courage, Anxiety, and Despair Watching the Battle by James Sant (ca. 1850)

Bittern at the grocery store

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

‘kintsugi’