Warby

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

also somehow I’ve found a boyfriend

If you know me irl you’ll most likely have a reaction of “yea that tracks” to “wait, you?”

also somehow I’ve found a boyfriend

when you overthink so hard that you think past the Layer of Absurdity® that everything clicks together

I just realized that the shittest teacher I’ve ever had, pikes, was a dick to me and a mild misogynist because he was brought up in a time where it was more accepted to use lead in gasoline, hit kids that questioned authority, think men are better than women, and shun anyone that falls out of line. I questioned him and provided evidence for my claims, angering him. I have long hair as a man, angering him. I try to report him for being a pos, angering him. Etc.

when you overthink so hard that you think past the Layer of Absurdity® that everything clicks together