monsters tho

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

legend has it that girl still hasn’t cleared out the 9,000 useless screenshots on her phone

There is something extremely hot about a big beefy and intimidating looking monster that’s absolutely getting railed by someone who isn’t, and they are taking it looking blissed out while grunting and moaning

i know I ALWAYS end up talking about how i want a tentacle monster to rail me until i can't think anymore, but honestly slow and tender sex with tentacles also sounds pretty hot, both of you making out sensually until you separate to take a tentacle inside your mouth, licking and sucking while you moan around it, them lifting you effortlessly and then proceeding to enter your hole, slowly, very slowly to the point you consider to start begging for it, but after they're inside, you get rewarded for your patience, their thrusts aren't aggressive at all but they hit just right, sometimes even switching to fuck you with a different tentacle, you lazily move your hips to met their thrusts and when they're about to finish, you stop moving so they can use your hole and fill it with hot cum, your orgasm follows up when you feel the appendage pulsating and notice the huge bulge in your stomach

[image ID: a cartoon of a blushing person pounding on the ground, surrounded by hearts. They are thinking about many disembodied humanoid mouths with sharp teeth, some with their tongues out. End ID.]

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