Ooouuugghhh my nuts

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

Learned : iMessage has no attachment limit

They had Homer's strength, Lisa's wisdom, Bart's speed, Marge's grace and Maggie's potential. Their face was genderless, yellow and beautiful.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

Lesbians

average Oblivion custom character

hold on let me install it real quick

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"