microwave weapon

Very useful to have a cap on hand for when my hair gets bad also it is cute

I’m so excited to laser my face awooga

Sometimes when I’m feeling fancy but mostly just exceptionally bored I’ll shampoo and maybe even condition my pubes instead of soap like a normal person

I need to come out to all my friends (there’s not that many) but I’m such a pussyyyyy

I’m such a lightweight that it is A) embarrassing and B) makes me feel like something is wrong with me physically

Maybe I’m just drunk but being trans is pretty cool

Fuckkkk I hate the word content so bad

In arches national park feelin like spaceman spiff

Music just kissed me on the neck and I felt a little teeth

Was just driving thru white river national forest in Colorado and it is maybe the most beautiful drive ever