be brave, little champion

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

i still find it so genuinely Weird when i think about the fact that fat people irl are a rather common occurrence. your family, your friends, your coworkers, people on the bus, random passerbys - there are fat people there. usually often. but when you look at Any form of media - movies, tv shows, video games, books are more complicated as not a visual medium but there too, fat people are almost nonexistent. one fat person for the whole movie. one fat person in the background of your fictional city. this is so insanely unrealistic but at the same time nobody comments on this and "we" accept it as normal!! and then people even think their own fatness makes them into some rare failure instead of one of the incredibly common body situations. crazy

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul