be brave, little champion

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Feeding them hot metal shapes.....

When They Are Fed 10,000° Molten Metal Heart You Will Filled With Cuteness! 🥰

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought