be brave, little champion

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

LMFAO Song “Sorry For Bitmoji Porn”

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate