be brave, little champion

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

just clicked a sausage link

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

LMFAO Song “Sorry For Bitmoji Porn”