Walshing fast Faces pass and I'm home bound

NooOOO

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

I think what people don’t realize is that though people may not consider men like Drew Carey, etc. attractive they are still famous, successful, and listened to. Being attractive is not a prerequisite for getting your foot in the door (in any situation) for men the way it is for women. So even though there is an idealized image of “man,” men are not really (in practice) held to that standard. Additionally, if a women is attractive she’s probably not being respected as a human being so it’s a lose-lose situation for women.

^ on point commentary, bolding mine

hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself 

Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body

“fuck social norms go ahead and commit the crime of distributing child pornography!” -Tumblr

i hate when customers at work hand me a 100 dollar bill and then scoff when i check the watermark. like, lady, i will break out the counterfeit pen. i’ll draw your god damn portrait over benjamin franklin’s before i make a ruling. i’ll get a second opinion from a coworker on the opposite side of the store. i’ll call the mint like, “heyy…it’s daniel…you guys print any hundreds lately? i got a lady here with a hundred, just making sure it’s one of yours…haha cool just checking. so how are the wife and kids?” the people that make a fuss are always like, obviously rich too and you know that’s why they have a problem. like the nerve of me to doubt a rich person’s money. how dare i lump them in with a normal person with a hundred dollar bill. eventually one of them is going to let it slip. i’ll take the bill from them and go to hold it up to the light or feel it between my fingers or something and they’ll laugh and go, “oh, no, no no no i’m wealthy.”

what on earth is a truth teller pen

It’s a term for a counterfeit detecting pen. You mark it on real money and it goes a certain color (at my work it’s clear or yellow) and if it’s fake it turns another ( brown or gray at my place, but it appears to be black at the other persons place of employment)

WHERE’S THE LIE THO

so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.

dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women. 

It sucks that it had to be explained…

We cannot “chill” when we’re busy solving the case of time traveling demons.

Ok that’s it lay me to rest goodbye

Where’s Internet explorer

every time something happens to exo i know suho just sits alone in a big ass bubble bath surrounded by candles and stays in it for like 45 minutes slowly sippin a glass of red wine while whispering to himself “seven fucking years” and runs his bubble soaked fingers through his hair

sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about it. and two, i actually just wouldn’t really care about it? because i don’t notice anyone else’s body in the way that i scrutinize my own. i wish i was better at remembering that. absolutely no one is as critical of me as i am of myself

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina