smol pupper

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.

don’t let the media fool u

oh he fucking did that

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now