Everything you can imagine is real

what was this show

a fucking gift to humanity 

WE CAN NEVER BE THIS COOL

Effortless, classy, legendary. This child has stolen all of the cool factor for herself and we should just let her have it.

This pic is so powerful I swear

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

“The Serbian Mafia”

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

is it too early or can we start screaming now