Back On My Bullshit

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

4. The price of memory has more than quadrupled in the past six months

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"