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go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

^ this from my Lovely Oomf @technosimping WAAAAAA I LOVE IT

hai i am angel (if you've Come from the clangen comic, BEWARE: my blog is mostly minecraft. find the comic here) update tag for the comic is > weather update!!!

i am connoreatspants Parasocial Princess that is My Streamer ❤️ im him if he was a Teenage Girl

(self proclaimed) Number One Connor Frog

i am Autistic diagnosed Excuse my Weirdness and i Always type like This . it Won't change

i'm a Mixture of an Art/Fandom Blog, a Parasocial Blog and a Crit Blog. You get the Best of Everything here!

what is My Dni ? and What do i Like ?

i like connoreatspants Obviously . i also like smplive and dsmp Those are really my Main interests but i also Dabble in sonic content Sometimes . i think it's Crucial that all connor enioyers are Also sonic enjoyers. i Also like pokemon kirby & warrior cats

other yters/streamers Besides conar: ludwig, slimecicle, ted nivison, highcraft crew, pokay, yahiamice, koury sisters, maya higa, (occasionally) the yard boys, alpharad, wolfeyvgc, jawsh Sometimes but he lowk a Chud

for my Dni : i Don't have one 🙂 (exceptif you are dteam or wss Support i HATE You .) Ofc i have things i Don't Like but ill Probably just Block u if i don't like u

i'll add a byf here too Sure . BYF BYF BYF !

if U don't mention that ur dteam or wss in ur Profile i Probably won't know . if u see me Interacting w someone like that Js Tell me

IM AN RPFER. Block if u don't like it. i Keep my thoughts out of Maintags and Censor names ofc. Decency is Cool

i Don't care what people Post except if it's Something Stupid so i'll Probably be Interacting with Almost Everybody.

connor antis have my Full Hostility. Even if its a Joke ill be Carefully Eyeing You

what are my Socials ?

i don't have discord before you Ask. Sorry ive only heard Horror Stories about that Place.

Secret! you Gotta hunt to find Me elsewhere. True Love will pave the way .

Tag guide Below

angel chatters/angel rants : I Can't Shut My Mouth 🤣

angel's parasocialisms : Being Crazy

angel's sneak peeks : Fit Checks + irl pics

c : connor parasocialism SPECIFICALLY

stamps below hehehe

ok that’s not the actual name. the actual name is like breaded tofu steaks and ginger sauce but godly tofu has a better ring to it and it is, in fact, godly.

this recipe came out of an early 2000s cooking light cookbook that i’m pretty sure my dad found in a dumpster (?) at work and i’ve been eating it for pretty much my entire life. it’s relatively low effort tho it does take three separate pans so if you’re not in a three pan mood, perhaps don’t attempt.

WHAT YOU NEED:

pasta (any sort but one that holds sauce well is preferred)

one package of firm tofu

1 egg

1/4 plus cup of flour (i’ve tried regular and GF, both work)

bread crumbs (bit more than flour amount)

dried dill

dried thyme

smoked paprika

salt

pepper

some kind of oil to cook the tofu in (olive, vegetable, whatever u got)

1/3 cup rice vinegar

water

2 tbsp soy sauce

1/3 cup sugar

1 tbsp corn starch/arrow root powder

as much fresh grated ginger as your heart desires

optional fresh peppers, peas and/or corn

FOR THE PASTA:

literally just make pasta. how ever much you want. it makes roughly 3-4 servings of tofu depending on how hungry u are and how you cut it. if you’re adding peas and or corn throw it in during the last like 2 minutes of pasta cooking. i trust you know how to make pasta.

FOR THE TOFU:

remove tofu from package and squish out at least some water with paper towels. you don’t have to go too crazy. cut horizontally into either four or six brick shaped slab pieces (depending on how thick you want your tofu and how much you care about breading to tofu ratio. i usually do six). in a flat bowl that will fit the tofu crack your egg. add a bit of water if the egg seems small. beat. in another equally shaped bowl add a bit more than a quarter cup of your flour of choice. add to that about an equal amount of bread crumbs. the seasoned ones work better, the regular ones are also fine. then you’re going to add the same amount of dill, smoked paprika, salt and pepper (half ish teaspoon). add twice the amount of thyme (full ish teaspoon). mix together.

at this point you’ll want to get out a frying pan shaped pan that will fit all of your tofu. add a generous amount of oil to your pan. turn on medium ish heat. return your attention to the tofu.

dip tofu first in the dry mixture, then the egg, then back in the dry. make sure all sides are covered in breading. then put in pan. repeat for all pieces. make sure there is oil touching all of the tofu. it’s doesn’t have to be swimming in oil, but it should be touching it so the breading doesn’t burn. cook until nice and browned on the first side and then flip over to the other side, you may have to add more oil. if the edges don’t look brown and yummy make sure they get some pan time too, but usually just doing both sides works. remove from heat when done. can blot off any excess oil with paper towels if you want to do that.

FOR THE SAUCE:

you can make this while the tofu is cooking if you feel like multi tasking, or after if not. in one small saucepan put in 1/3 cup rice vinegar, 1/2 cup water, 2 tbsp soy sauce and 1/3 cup sugar. cook on high ish heat until sugar is dissolved. mix together in a separate receptacle 1/4 cup water and 1 tbsp corn starch/arrow root powder until it is combined. add this to your sauce pan. reduce the heat. it will start to bubble and thicken after awhile. this is correct. remove from heat. to this, add a bit of grated fresh ginger. as much as you want. the more ginger, the more gingery it will be. this is especially good if you need to clear out your nose.

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LOTS MORE PUNK STAMPS! (part 2)

I am really late for the holiday spirit, but I got something for you folks. Remember the punk stamps I made many months ago? It finally got a sequel with MORE MORE MORE punx!

Surf punk - if surf rock isn't enough. Try out surf punk, examples: Agent Orange, some songs of The Cramps, Adolecents

Pop punk - Pop infused punk, really energetic. while some have political themes like Green Day's American Idiot. Most pop punk are more introspective, personal, or something teenagers relate to. Examples: Green Day, Ramones, Buzzcocks, Descendents, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Blink 182, Sum 41, Bowling for Soup

Punk Jazz - I can't find bands that actually present themself as punk jazz but there are punk and post punk bands that incorporate jazz elements. Examples: Midori, The Birthday Party, Lydia Lunch, Nomeansno, Minutemen, James Chance and the Cortortions

Punk Rap - Hip hop or rap blend with punk, may either have punk music with it or just rapping but really punk themes. Examples: Beastie Boys, Body Count, City Morgue, Ho99o9, Death Grips, Bob Vylan, Moscow Death Brigade. I was going for an urban feel when making the stamp

Psychobilly - Overlaps with horror punk when it comes to themes but takes elements from rockabilly and 50s rock and roll. Examples: The Cramps, Nekromantix, The Brains, Batmobile. Stamp inspired by 50s-70s b-movie posters.

New Wave - yes, it came from punk, art punk, post punk, and dance punk. More pop sounding. Examples: Blondie, Duran Duran, Tears for Fears, Adam Ant, A Flock of Seagulls, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys. Stamp made to be the most 80s thing as for me, new wave is just peak 80s music

Shaman Punk - a punk subgenre that blends psychedelic rock, folk, and punk with shamanic, esoteric themes. Currently, the only band that fit this genre is the Hungarian folk punk/psychedelic rock band, Vágtázó Halottkémek (Galloping Coroners) and it's folk counterpart, Vágtázó Csondaszarvas (Galloping Wonderstag). Stamp inspired by most of Galloping Coroners' albums.

Riot Grrrl - feminist punk rock movement. Examples: Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Slant 6, Excuse 17, Jack Off Jill, Heavens to Betsy

Queercore - LGBTQ+ punk movement, punk with LGBTQ+ themes. Examples: GLOSS, Limp Wrist, Pansy Division, Against Me, HIRS Collective/HIRS, GEL

Post Hardcore - From hardcore punk that lead more experimentation. Examples: Husker Du, Fugazi, Underoath, Alexisonfire, Saosin, Silverstein. I kinda made some minimal landscape for the stamp (as i don't know what to put).

Cybergrind - If Digital Hardcore felt like a cyberpunk fight music for your Cyberpunk 2077 gameplays, Cybergrind is more of a terrifying cyberpunk experience, think of I have no mouth and I must scream and Tetsuo the Iron Man. Electronic music blend in with grindcore (again, i placed grindcore for punk instead of metal because of its punk roots). Examples: Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Genghis Tron, Gigantic Brain, The Berzerker, Phantomsmasher/Atomsmasher

Garage Punk - Garage rock of the 60s + punk rock. Garage punk stamp was just made simple because most covers i see is quite minimal or has band photo. Examples: The Mummies, Dead Moon, Jay Reatard, The Exploding Hearts, The Dirtbombs, Davila 666

Emo Pop - This is what mainstream think about emo, which is actually emo pop. For the original genre, emotional hardcore, I have it on my part 1 of my punk stamps. Bands associated with emo pop: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Paramore

Dark Cabaret - inspired by Weimar-era cabaret, vaudeville, and burlesque music mix with punk, rock, and gothic genres. Dark lyrics, sometimes have a "steampunk" or "circus" vibe with it.

Punk Cabaret examples: Humanwine, The World Inferno Friendship Society

Jazzy dark cabaret: Jill Tracy

Dark Cabaret: The Tiger Lilies, Circus Contraption, Caravan of Thieves, Vagabond Opera, Kabaret Sybarit

Steampunk Cabaret: The Cog is Dead

Gothic dark cabaret: Cinema Strange, Bojler, Shadow Project, Aurelio Voltaire, some Sopor Aeternus songs...

Art Punk - experimental punk genre that isn't going for the 3 chord and more avant garde. Decided to give off some "contemporary art" inspo for the stamp. Examples: Television, Talking Heads, Wire, Minutemen, Cardiacs, Fugazi

Cowpunk - Country punk, western themes, red dead redemption, yeehaw, cowboys and stuff... Examples: Meat Puppets, Social Distortion, Dead Milkmen, The Gun Club, Supersuckers

Dance Punk - upbeat, dancable punk music. Examples: LCD Soundsystem, Gang of Four, Public Image LTD, Viagra Boys, Franz Ferdinand, Le Tigre

Beatdown Hardcore - coming from hardcore punk but slower, more emphasis on palm muted guitars and breadowns. Aggressive, coming from the "tough guy hardcore" genre. Almost sounding like metal than punk. Has elements of hip hop and shares similar aesthetic. Musically similar to Slam Brutal Death Metal with the chugging minus the growls. Music that should play in Salty Spitoon because it was so tuff. Examples: Knocked Loose, Shattered Realm, Cold as Life, Irate, Xibalba, Bulldoze, Kublai Khan

edit: this went scary viral in the tallytumblr community. have even more you greedy things /aff

It includes:

A telesync of the movie (with English soft subtitles)

A digital copy of the movie (with occasional Russian hard subtitles)

My transcript of the movie (more on that here)

Audio recordings of the movie

A PDF of the book

An EPUB of the book (for e-readers)

The full audiobook

A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians

A copy of Andy Weir's spreadsheet on Astrophage physics (among many other things!)

A draft of the screenplay for the film from 2022

An audio recording of the director's commentary

My transcript of the director's commentary

The telesync subtitle SRT file

The audiobook, audio recordings, and commentary all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.

There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.

Additionally, there are two versions of the transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.

The first few seconds of the commentary are missing unfortunately as my US friend who was kind enough to record it for me had some technical difficulties at the start, but the commentary starts around the shot of the robot arms right before the shot of "good luck!" written on Grace's sleeping bag. It's also about 40-45-ish seconds behind the audio recording if you can only listen.

There's also a google doc with some instructions to follow if any of the files aren't working, which usually happens when too many people try to access or download something at the same time.

There are two different versions of the transcript, the first is made to listen along to the commentary, while the second is more intended to be read on its own. The first is a direct transcription of everything that's said (an attempt, at least), while the second is slightly cleaned up for easier reading, meaning things like jumbled sentences and stuttering were removed or reorganised, but nothing has been actually paraphrased or anything. Both are broken down into different scenes based on how their conversation goes, and the listening version includes timestamps. 

post abt robert hallow and the holy men's music and sharing it. would there be any way i could snag the files off you? i really want to have the album in song form so i dont have to deal with spotify all the time but there is no easy way to download them

Of course! I don't have any of the songs outside of the Empty Plates album. But if anyone is able to find the files to their other songs (I want to say 'Brother' is the title of another song? I may be wrong) please send them my way!