the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

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the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

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KPop Demon Hunters | Derpy + Plant
always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing
me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*
the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.
I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them.
Been done to me by people of both genders.
Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah.
(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….)
this is art
(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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local chicken man gets roasted and then steals money from coworker (don't worry he doesn't actually take the dollar lol)
based on these treasures:
putting links to the original tumblr posts in reblog cuz i'm afraid tumblr will stop my posts from showing if i put links in em :/
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????
important edition
it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more
Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

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what album did you love at fourteen? mine is a hangover you don't deserve by bowling for soup
im literally obsessed with them