beautiful archive

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

cities breaking down on a camels back

I got a new telephooooone😏😋 and it's got your nummberrrrrr😆😁😊 I got it from the phoooneboook💁💁🤭 I saw you walkin cross the street , n then you looked just so awesummmmmm😁😇😇💮🌸💮🪷🌼🌼🌼🌼

Imagine the minions finding one of gru’s teenaged daughters dead from suicide in her room and having to go tell him

the minions finding one of them and screaming and pointing and ripping out their little hairs and pointing and doing the happyfeet but panicked and then one of them starts crying wailing sobbing and the third panicking minion starts running around with hands in air comically getting really close to the camera fogging up the camera lens with breath

the minions trying to reenact what they saw with a noose (one of them holds it other one gets in) but theyre pill shaped so they keep slipping out of it while the tall one in the back goes BABEEBEEP GOBAY! BLAGH! and lets his tongue loll out of his head while he falls back with a puff of dust and air and feigns death