Trav/Baz.24

*swings a pendulum in front of you* oooooh you wanna stop using psycho/psychotic as insults so badly. and psychopath. and sociopath. and antisocial. and homebound. and schizo. and narcissist(ic). and braindead. and mouthbreather. and delusional. and

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

It used to be feminism 101 that using male terms by default is bad, but then trans women wanted a piece of that pie and suddenly everyone becomes philosophers and etymologists discussing the nuances of language instead of just listening to women

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Brought a big box of donuts for my coworkers but when my coworker asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my pet severed head :) he was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so he gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?