Sanguine Sauté

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.