kanaya, d0n't be such a damn n00b.

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

sooooooo i'm being put on blast for *checks notes* killing a family of 4 with my big knife?…

hey what's good. optic blast

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

getting c-ptsd when you thought it’d be at least a b+ ☹️

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.