today sucks. i’m goin’ back to bed

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.

2026 still no strap you can feel

let's stop every war and focus on this

Actually what was everyone's favorite recess activity it reveals so much about your character

The tags and replies to this are actually so cute let's all have recess together