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"#dunkinpartner #nyc We would never gossip. But we would indeed collect data. That is different. @ Tiffani S."

70s disco loudly playing in the background

If you need to have a big scary threat to a whole planet, go ahead. That’s great. However. Please be aware that the planet under threat does not always have to be Earth. If the characters we love have ties to a non-earth planet, threatening that planet is, in fact, sufficient. Viewers are capable of feeling the stakes when the planet is not Earth. It doesn’t have to be All About The Planet The Viewer Lives On. The Planet The Viewer Lives On is not being threatened by a space laser in real life anyway. It’s Ok if your main character from planet zebrathorax wants to pull out all the stops to defend planet zebrathorax. In fact, it’s pretty bad if you have a side character from zebrathorax and they seem weirdly ok with zebrathorax being left undefended to defend Earth. Your characters can even want to pull out all the stops for zebrathorax even if they’re not from there, since presumably they’re good people who can empathize with the zebrathoraxians. The emotional stakes are maintained.

Also. We know you’re not gonna blow up earth in this movie. We are not worried about earth. Zebrathorax is a much more legitimately suspenseful choice.

Look me dead in the eye and tell me that people being able to sit at home and watch The Game -- the fandom that encourages, the ongoing investment over the years, the memories and traditions of Watching the Game with family and friends -- harms the ticket sales of real live go-to-the-stadium sports. Of course it doesn't. Of course all that *is the reason* that people care so much about sports they'll invest a small fortune on not only tickets but often travel costs to be part of it all in person. And the people who aren't doing that *can't* do that and weren't going to regardless, but their at-home participation and investment still boosts the profile of pro and NCAA sports as cultural institutions.

will elope if unsupervised in public

puts everything in his mouth

always awake when you want him to go to sleep

zero impulse control

thinks he conveys his thoughts clearly, only to discover people understand at best 80% of what he says

does something he knows is wrong and pointedly makes eye contact with you as he does so

confidently tells you exactly what is going on regardless of whether or not he actually knows what’s going on

makes jokes that are only funny because he thinks they’re funny

brings his favorite person special gifts which may or may not be literal garbage

considers “personal space” to be approximately two centimeters away from you