Puns and Positivity

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

anytime people complain about manga going on hiatus i'm like direct your complaints elsewhere. we shouldn't be getting this many drawings EVERY WEEK?! in the first place. you are killing artists

"I just hope it doesn't end up like Hunter x Hunter" YEAH HOW DID HXH END UP THAT WAY? DID ANYONE LEARN ANYTHING FROM THAT???

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.