Pump It In, Fucko

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

What if everything gets better in 2016

the most dangerous thing in the world is a man with nothing left to lose. [thinking] or maybe something to lose. maybe a lot of things to lose? [furrowing brow] or a spider. a really big spider with... poison teeth. [exceedingly pleased with myself] the most dangerous thing in the world is a big ass spider with poisonous fangs

or maybe a nuclear bomb.

[nodding sagely] or a tiger

what about a venomous tigert

😨

A tiger-spider with nothing to lose but her nuclear teeth

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings