incorrect tw quotes

stiles: marry lydia, fuck you i guess, and kill isaac

scott: we have my food at home? why would you even?

stiles, muttering: i hate this family

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stiles in the car with lydia: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

lydia: [pulls into drive thru]

stiles: [cheering]

lydia: one black coffee please

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stiles in the car with liam: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

scott: dunno, hey stiles how tall are you?

isaac: single and ready to mingle

malia: I want my family back

allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.

stiles: because your mother and I really loved our friend

kid 2: what about me?

scott: why is everyone laughing?

lydia: you just called derek dad. you said ‘thanks dad’

scott: what? no i didn’t. i said ‘thanks man’

derek: do you see me as a father figure scott?

scott: no, if anything i see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.

stiles: you’re giving me the silent treatment?

*CRASH*

stiles: I said my keys!

liam: I thought you said printer

lydia: no, after you

allison: i insist, after you

lydia: both are nice

[lydia calls later]

lydia: how’d it go?

scott: murder

derek: *looks at stiles*

stiles: *mouths* 'not guilty'

derek: hot milky

person: i'm watching you

lydia: ...