i can learn to pity fools

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

black-haired rival anime boy who talks way too much to avoid being the silent but respected rival

Pink haired anime girl who avoids the protagonist at all costs because she has zero interest in him and doesn’t want to become the love interest.

disproportionately large-breasted anime girl who only wears baggy sweaters and ankle-length pleated skirts in ugly plaids because she doesn’t want to become the fanservice character

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

REBLOG if you're pan/bi/asexual

The holy trinity of non-existing sexualities.

Decor aesthetic goal for my future home: “the village witch lives here, but she’s a good witch. probably. we think.”

*sees cute person but doesn’t feel sexual attraction to them* acethetic

The long search is over. This is the best joke on the entire website.

lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

Though almost completely terrified by the new realisation that school wasn't going to be quite as idyllic as he imagined, the others snippy response made Eridan prickle a little, his pride sticking it's head out from where it had been hidden under his anxiety. Sitting up a little straighter, he did his best to look important, and he just about managed not to fail miserably. "I was just tryin'ta be polite. Seein' as I'm gonna be sittin' in here with you an' all." He returned, his mostly steady gaze levelling the others. His subconscious interjected, giving not-so-helpful commentary as it so often did. 'Wow. Red eyes. Never seen that before. Maybe he's got freaky genetics like you do.' It mused, and he allowed his fingers to fidget with the edge of his scarf in his lap. He wanted to make friends, he really did, but being the child of a protective father who hadn't /really/ let him leave the house much throughout his childhood, let alone be public schooled of all things. Heaven forbid. So social skills, they were not really his strong suit. He was rude and opinionated and just like his father, but, he was damned well going to try and not be a total failure, which counts for something, right?

Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.

are the condesce’s horns the same height as the signless?

yes

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Please <3

I really am desperate ;n; i never get these anyway