crazedSquidlord

all STEM students should have to take humanities courses, and all humanities students should have to take STEM courses

The English language really whiffed on that one. Should have called it largepox or at least regularsizepox.

this extremely old cosplay got brought up and i think it’s important to note i took such an earth shattering shit in this PM’s toilet that i broke the toilet seat and she’s never forgiven me for my Very Powerful Ass

Merriam/Webster RPF

I'm pretty sure that Noah Webster and George Merriam never met in real life, and also, there's a 45 year age gap. But what if ... ? If we allow for some minor historical inaccuracies, we could really get this ball rolling.

i cant waste time applying for jobs i need to gather nuts and seeds for winter

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

and also all the ghosts and devils.

and also all the ghosts and devils.

big and cutes my me at you

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

Lovely photo of Tintin with his beautiful girlfriend.