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Alfred is purchasing Pantene condition refills in bulk and unclogging shower drains nearly every week. If a hair ends up somewhere, nobody can tell whose it is without DNA testing (Tim has stooped to this before).

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

今見たことは秘密、だよ。

You are slowly becoming more and more unrecognizable to yourself (this is just what growing up feels like)

✨🌙  ART LOG ->  @404ama

this one is a direct result of tumblr user mari-madas sending me swtor dressups for cirz that's probably way more reasonable garb for the imperial time for him than a tunic but he has preferences...

tim showing off his boat: and here's the kitchen! so what'dya think bruce? real nice huh? rent's cheap too