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Eldritch siren 🫧🩻👁️
I wanted to do a little something for mermay with a little monster design! She’s lightly inspired by my OC Ekānta and a very old mermaid piece I did in 2019! All around was a fun idea to revisit!
Back to regular scheduled art pile to share, then it’s artfight prep time!
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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
stop exposing these Bugs Bunny secrets he’s taking out the whistleblowers one at a time in reverse order
Shen Qingqiu: It's so weird that you're looking for a Shen Yuan of your own, especially since you've never been with a guy before
Luo Bingge: Yes I have? I've fucked my general plenty of times
Shen Qingqiu: WHAT?!
Shen Qingqiu, to Shang Qinghua: WHAT?!?!
Shang Qinghua: Oh yeah, I wrote an extra where Bing-ge and my king got down and dirty. I didn't post it obviously, my homophobic fans would riot
Shen Qingqiu: Are you telling me that there is a piece of PIDW THAT I DIDN'T READ?!
Shang Qinghua: THAT IS WHERE YOUR PRIORITIES ARE AT?!
You just know that SQQ after a moment of crisis would double down and demand to know if there was anything ELSE he perhaps failed to publish. The uneasy laughter, the intensity. The TEARS.
SQH: The goal wasn't to have to rewrite several chapters of things I already wrote bro!
LBG: Should I perhaps mention-
SQQ: Make a list.
Hua Cheng: Dianxia knows I’m obsessed with him; this is the worst day of my life…
Xie Lian: San Lang is obsessed with me; this is the best day of my life!
Whisper of the Heart (1995) dir. Yoshifumi Kondō
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Au where hua cheng was searching for xie lian more actively so he set a bounty on him and had "have you seen this man" posters with a drawing of xie lian plastered all over the place
Xie Lian finds said poster and goes "when did I offend the ghost king so much he's offering this much money to find me!?"
Poster: wanted alive and unharmed
Xie lian: he wants to kill me himself...
Shi Qingxuan: this portrait doesnt look much like how you usually dress though
Xie Lian: well it is from when i was 17
Shi Qingxuan: you pissed off the ghost king so badly he was hunting you down at 17????
i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??
Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?
"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?
"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?
"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?
"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?
The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?
You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?
I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.
Not only it’s extremely backwards and in fact a misogynistic choice to have a woman be punished, abused and disfigured when in the original patriarchal 3,000 year old (!) story she is described as reconciled with her husband, confident, clever and having self-agency, but also the way Nolan!Menelaus said that she was originally the face who launched 1000 ships sounded very sarcastic, like he didn’t really think she had that beauty to begin with. And then when Lupita’s Helen argued that it was never about her beauty and it was just about money and power, it actually decreased the impact of her beauty even more. It was all like Nolan was saying “yo guys she was actually just okay and nobody cared about her” and I honestly don’t know why Lupita thought she was participating in an improvement of Helen’s portrayal. (Maybe because she did not read the original story lol)
Nie bros cover💚
NEW WANGXIAN ART FROM 喵屋小铺 x MDZS ❤️💙
Guilt.
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AU where not only does Shen Qingqiu think he made Luo Binghe gay, but he also turned the female characters into lesbians
Ning Yingying: Shizun... I like girls...
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Holy shit, I accidentally turned Yingying into a lesbian by marrying her husband!
Shen Qingqiu: I see... Is there any girls in particular that you like?
Ning Yingying: Actually I'm seeing two of them. Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing. I hope this doesn't bother Shizun
Shen Qingqiu, internally: She bagged not only the hottest female character, but also the strongest?!?! Damn, I raised this girl RIGHT!
Shen Qingqiu: Congratulations Yingying, I hope they make you happy
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Maybe she can become the new harem protag and marry all of Binghe's wives. It would help stop all the marriage proposals he's been getting...
“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”
Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖
hi i drew fanart because the vibes were off the charts
"Come on, Ken! We've got to solve what happened to this totally rad shopping mall!"
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Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)
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ok im done
Let’s make tea
Tea
Water
Sugar
Honey
Milk/Cream
Lavender
Edible Glitter
Do it for him
Its time
Yep
⅓ cup water
5 ⅓ teaspoon half and half
17.5 teaspoons of edible glitter
2 tablespoons plus 0.85 teaspoons of lavender syrup
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon of honey
Only thing left to calculate is the tea itself
36 tea bags
Okay so in the end I was only able to steep 20 tea bags in intervals before I had to stop out of concern that I may stop getting water back
That being said I did lick the spoon clean that I used to mix it but I’m chalking it up to a brief tea induced moment of insanity since it is very bad tasting, I’m currently wondering if I can cook it into something so it doesn’t go to waste
I would like to suggest trying to make bread with it
You win
It’s in the oven now, it blends in with the pan it’s in
It changed colors in the oven
Admittedly this tastes way better than it did on its own, it’ll probably be palatable with jelly or something
The slice looks like a brownie
It honestly looked creepily like mostly cooked ground beef in person when I first cut into it
*asks tumblr to help make tea
*Tumblr makes bread instead
Sounds about right
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Luke “there’s still good in you” Skywalker is 100% Padme “there’s good in him” Amidala’s son, and Leia “I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board” Organa is a mirror image of Anakin “General Grievous, you’re shorter than I expected” Skywalker
the subtle subtext of WHA chapter 98 (I have a PhD in media literacy)
