I Dont Really Know

chaotic evil

IM GONNA PEE

I feel like there’s a scale that begins with JRR Tolkien and ends with Dave Filoni.

I just think it’s important to understand that “you’re always going to be mentally ill” isn’t the same thing as “you’re always going to be unhappy”

Please stop blorbofying the President of Ukraine. 

Blorbo from your shows is in a T.V. show. This is real life. Stop treating him like a blorbo from your shows. 

capitalism got y'all good you guys are literally incapable of processing reality outside of your little mass media consumer products

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

i genuinely think that dnd media scratches an itch in a person for a slightly shitty kind of story. i think dnd media is shitty in a way that is deeply compelling

like i think the problem with a lot of modern media is that it is technically very good but it has no heart. dnd media is all heart and makes no fucking sense. but its closer to sitting around a campfire and making some shit up, which i think is the primal state of making up a story

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

wish I was at one of those medieval combat full contact larp events where people bull rush each other in full armor and try to crack each other’s heads open with axes

@theshitpostcalligrapher man…