Deal by readergirl37 Elena Gilbert makes a deal with an ancient god of death. She hadn’t expected him to be so nice.

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Deal by readergirl37 Elena Gilbert makes a deal with an ancient god of death. She hadn’t expected him to be so nice.

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Everlark Aesthetics :
“I cover my face with my arms because this isn’t happening. It isn’t possible. For someone to make Peeta forget he loves me . . . no one could do that.”
Janet was going to commit me, and that hand was going to do evil things, but now it's a conduit for the musical prowess of REO Speedwagon...anyway, I gotta go change my pad, and you gotta get upstairs because they're going to be home soon.
Lisa Frankenstein (2024) dir. Zelda Williams
even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today
it’s something about the aggressively obvious 2020s makeup too on everyone in every movie no matter what the time period is. it’s the 19th century they do not have highlight!!!!
look at meg march in 1994 vs 2019. they both look great! however! emma watson is wearing very obvious lipstick, mascara, concealer under eyes heavy foundation etc etc. you can see this at a glance. i literally in making this comparison had to google if this was a promotional image that she took or actually a still from the movie because her makeup just looks like normal 2019 makeup that a girl from 2019 would wear!!! (not to mention her costume. different post.) then look at trini alvarado on the other left. obviously she’s wearing tons of makeup because she’s in a movie and she has tons of lights on her all the time but it doesn’t look she is!! you can see circles under her eyes!! she doesn’t have The Shine to her face that emma watson does. she looks so much more believable as a girl from the 1860s not because she’s a perfect representation but simply because she does not Obviously Have On Modern Makeup
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

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SCREAM (1996)
Literally what the fuck do you mean „the very touch of you corrupts“ is from super natural (2005). I know it is I could never forget obviously duh but it’s like. I can’t fathom it
Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.
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Happy pride month to older women stuck in a heteronormative world, happy pride month to 40yo women that are still pining after a woman they havent seen in 20 years, and happy pride month to stanley tucci

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Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that
Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀
ICONS INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S3 - THE VAMPIRE LESTAT
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the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice
the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice
realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

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I really think Shisui was a lesbian, and not just because I ship her with Maomao. I think regardless of how you interpret their relationship, I think Shisui was still a lesbian and there are scenes that could be interpreted that way easily.
My weakest proof is that first and foremost, she was never interested in any male, including Jinshi, who is supposed to be irresistible to at least some degree to any woman that isn't Maomao.
But the main reason I think that is because of her reaction to the emperor. There are many moments in the show that seem to imply how much she hated having to sleep with him.
For example, while a comedic scene within the moment, the way she seems to wash herself all over intensely, and furthermore it is implied she showers a lot, could be interpreted as her trying to wash off the feeling of being touched by the emperor. The way she tries to kill any possible baby growing in her could also be part of that.
This all of course on top of her relationship with Maomao herself, the hair tie exchanges, tender touches etc, really makes me see her as a lesbian. I am not saying all of these can't be read in other ways (like she could have other reasons to hate the emperor), but I always interpreted as this. It also makes her character a lot more tragic to me, having to be a puppet for her mother and let herself he touched by a man, while despising it. It being a lost love for her and Maomao also makes that storyline even better.
So yeah. That's about it. If you can think of any other moment like this, let me know.
Candyman (1992) dir. Bernard Rose