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allergy-induced sinus infection begone!!! scram!!!

#neesee speaks

bos brunnen trying to tactfully announce to his dad that he's dating ryza

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In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

#partner

the shareholder art style/wii u tech demo/hyrule warriors 1 style really is one of the worst possible art styles nintendo could have chosen for an oot re-remake, but i want to be clear: a more fitting art style wouldn't make me support this. oot doesn't need a ground-up remake, and nintendo should really devote this energy to developing a new zelda game concept that isn't botw 3. but they don't want to do that, they want to market zelda nostalgia to people who never played or liked zelda games in the first place. i get it. and i think it sucks ass. don't fucking pre-order this game dude.

#neesee speaks

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pukicho

Here's my little white son named Craigg

pukicho

I feed my white son clear broth

#my horrible son squangle spits on this child #tech demo link in the shareholder artstyle.#nintendo loves to make games for people who don't play their games #((i will not be flooding your dash with this unacceptable cash grab bullshit but this post is an exception))#((please read the tags on this post. you will feel so safe and at home. i'm so happy everyone hates this))#ootr #oot remake #oot re-remake #oot shareholder edition #loz #nintendo

can y'all do me a favor and tag the oot remake with #oot remake or #oot re-remake or #ootr or something similar that distinguishes it from normal oot posts?

i want to see fan art and discussion of my favorite game but if i have to keep seeing screenshots of tech demo link in the shareholder art style i will actually start growing a tail and eating flies

#neesee speaks

japaneesee

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

japaneesee

if you pre-order this cashgrab i will poop in your yard

japaneesee

if this game comes out and the remake ends up dominating the fan culture around ocarina of time and drowning out the original, this might be the thing that gets me to quit the internet forever

japaneesee

i swear if this remake has botw-style voice acting i will turn into a dragon and burn the world

japaneesee

also they got link's eyebrows wrong. they are the wrong shape. i am going to turn into a giant whale and swallow the earth

japaneesee

people have been approaching me for months saying like "have you heard the rumors that they're remaking oot again? what are your thoughts" and my response has consistently been "they better fuckin not."

me rn:

#I HATE IT HERE #neesee speaks

japaneesee

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

japaneesee

if you pre-order this cashgrab i will poop in your yard

japaneesee

if this game comes out and the remake ends up dominating the fan culture around ocarina of time and drowning out the original, this might be the thing that gets me to quit the internet forever

japaneesee

i swear if this remake has botw-style voice acting i will turn into a dragon and burn the world

japaneesee

also they got link's eyebrows wrong. they are the wrong shape. i am going to turn into a giant whale and swallow the earth

#neesee speaks

japaneesee

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

japaneesee

if you pre-order this cashgrab i will poop in your yard

japaneesee

if this game comes out and the remake ends up dominating the fan culture around ocarina of time and drowning out the original, this might be the thing that gets me to quit the internet forever

japaneesee

i swear if this remake has botw-style voice acting i will turn into a dragon and burn the world

#neesee speaks

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japaneesee

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

japaneesee

if you pre-order this cashgrab i will poop in your yard

japaneesee

if this game comes out and the remake ends up dominating the fan culture around ocarina of time and drowning out the original, this might be the thing that gets me to quit the internet forever

#neesee speaks

japaneesee

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

japaneesee

if you pre-order this cashgrab i will poop in your yard

#neesee speaks

i will buy a copy of the ocarina of time re-remake just to take a shit in the case and mail it back to nintendo

#lmao i'm not fucking buying that shit #neesee speaks

by the time they peel this monitor off my chest i will have the rash to end all rashes

#neesee speaks

kosmogrl

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

kosmogrl

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

#if you internalize that your suffering is all meaningful you will inevitably develop mental illnesses around those beliefs #if you think your suffering is pre-scripted you will live in constant hypervigilance and look for “signs” of the next hardship #you will treat your life as a fictional narrative in which the author foreshadows every tragedy #and you will read into everything so far that you develop OCD trying to predict and prevent hardship #if you think that your suffering always has a lesson to teach you you will inevitably fall into justifying harm or blaming yourself #or demonizing groups of people or treating isolated incidents as informative of the whole #you might fall into the law of attraction bullshit of “i must have wanted it because i attracted it” and i BEG you not to do that #because in addition to harming yourself you will harm others by imposing that belief on them #people who grow up in religious environments (including all of US culture) think that suffering HAS to be meaningful #that every bad thing must be preordained or planned for us by some higher power #because you can't live in a world where bad things happen to good people for no reason #you think chaos is cruel so you yield to a higher power which is... intentionally cruel to you. like. do you hear yourself?#bad things don't happen for a higher purpose. fate and destiny aren't real. time is linear and misfortune is statistically inevitable #what's not inevitable is cruelty. cruelty is a human choice. it is not destiny and it does not serve a benevolent purpose. it is just cruel #liberate yourself from the living nightmare of a moralized antrhopomorphism of the universe. stop dehumanizing yourself.#the universe isn't sentient and it doesn't know you exist. it didn't beat you as a child. your parents did. and you didn't deserve it.#other #determinism #mental health

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i don't actually think it's normal that we treat piloting a 3,000 lb+ exploding metal death wagon as a crucial and necessary skill for basic survival and independence, nor do i think it makes sense for non-transport jobs to require you to have a death wagon license to work there, nor do i think that we should treat teenagers and young adults like losers for not having their death wagon license yet, nor do i think that 80-ish% of current death wagon license holders should actually be allowed behind a wheel. what i'm trying to tell you is that california needs to replace 90% of its transportation infrastructure with trains before a dodge ram driver on a facetime call runs over every single one of us

#i cant tell you how many times a dodge ram has nearly killed me while i was walking in pedestrian areas #but also just. for fuck's sake i'm so tired of having to ask people for rides to all my appointments #i'm tired of trying (and failing) to find remote jobs #i'm tired of not having access to good education because i dont have reliable access to transportation #i'm tired of every element of my life being restricted and limited and disqualified by my inability to drive #i'm seeing a cardiologist about my fainting problem but i doubt i'll get an easy fix #for the foreseeable future it won't be safe for me to get a license because!! my body shuts down without warning!!#“why don't you ride your bike to school” 6 miles of exertion in 110-degree heat is an excellent idea for a chronic fainter #“just take the bus” lmao it's cute that you think our bus system functions well #“just use ride sharing” i am not a millionaire you see #i'm so tired dude. i'm so fucking tired #neesee speaks

dynamaxed

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

firecrystals

update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO

his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury

ppal + gfm + site shop

#aid

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