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The term "Lustmolch" is such a banger of the German language. Yes, you're a horny pervert but you're also an amphibian while you're at it. Hilarious!

the problem with winter is that its winter every day but the problem with summer is that its summer all day

one thing i really enjoy about riverdale is how every character is in a different tv show....cheryl is in a supernatural gothic horror. betty is in a slasher/psychological thriller. veronica is in an old timey mafia family drama. archie is in a bildungsroman about realizing you are bisexual. tabitha is in a suburban angels-and-demons fantasy drama about fighting for the soul of america. and jughead is in riverdale

betty told me the farm keeps indoctrinating her friends so i asked why so many of them keep joining and she said she just keeps sending new ones to investigate so i said it sounds like she’s just feeding her friends to the farm and she started crying

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

TBH we give tumblr a lot of shit rightfully so but tags is such a good feature like i need to say this. under my breath. but i need to say it. and youll listen. youll fucking love it even

young man, why is there hay on the ground, i said young man, what is your mask all about