nothing no one nowhere

But when one of the women needed help packing a large house worth of boxes into a big moving truck, the other was there with the rest of us, moving boxes. Because that's what you did. Personal dislike and rivalry were trumped by the social obligations of being part of the community. Mutual aid trumped mutual hatred.

Now, I have no desire to go back to the cult, but I do think they were on to something here. Community can't be about who we are friends with or get along with easily. If you won't go to bat for people you hate then this is not a community, it's a popularity contest.

so now hayden can’t say a singular bad thing about ilya with jj because jj will immediately go no he’s a good dude you’re just too hard on him shane really likes him. and hayden’s like. fuckkk he can’t have anyone on his side his wife and children loves ilya now jj loves ilya too eugh

My parents partook in a ground search for a missing trans man today (I'm planning on joining the next. I just couldn't get the time off work on such short notice on a Friday) They told me that they were shocked that the cops really didn't care. They left the crime scene completely open for 3 days, haven't followed up on any leads, basically just took statements and left. The neighbors have footage of someone entering and leaving the house days after with a huge black garbage bag and throwing it into a trunk of a car.

They're shocked that the cops don't give a shit. I regretfully had to inform them that this is the case for literally any missing queer person, or marginalized person in general.

Yes absolutely he is becoming a PWHL coach. He’s doing constant promotional work to expand the league and its audience and doing interviews where he talks shit about all the creeps and losers in and running the NHL. “if me and my husband, Shane Hollander, had been female hockey players, we would have been criminally under paid and almost entirely ignored despite our epic love story. These women take their jobs incredibly seriously and play outstanding hockey. Of course some of them want to kiss each other. Would happen more in the NHL if the vile behavior of some players was not both tolerated and supported by teammates, coaches, and administrators.”

His players love him, the owners don’t understand his methods but can’t argue with results, and the NHL is actively pursuing their second defamation lawsuit against him even as they are actively trying to prevent Luca from doing public appearances with his new husband.

Now that they have his undivided attention, Shane becomes a regular guest commentator for PWHL games (never for Ilya’s team though, he’s in the stadium for those generally) and becomes a highly regarded figure for many PWHL fans.

they’re gay blehhhhh

Backflip (much has been posited about Shane’s skills but this post got me thinking about the fact that Shane probably saw another kid do a backflip one time, thought “I can do that” and proceeded to do it perfectly the very first time)

Beerpong (it’s honestly not even fun to play against Shane. Even the fact that Ilya Rozanov is only average at best, and therefore hilarious to make fun of, is not enough to make up for the fact that Ilya’s husband, no matter how drunk he is, sinks every shot, every time. Doesn’t even ask for re-racks. You can cause all the interference you want it does not matter. It’s UNNATURAL.)

Dunking (originally discovered in Juniors during some downtime at an exhibition match in Michigan, rediscovered when the Centaurs stage a friendly pickup game at a park on a day off, and then after that they make him do it every time they’re in the vicinity of a hoop and a ball)

Any and every viral dance routine (TO BE CLEAR he has no natural rhythm when left to his own devices. Even DrunkShane is merely bopping his head and sort of swaying his hips out of time. But let him watch a few minutes of a choreographed dance? It’s 5, 6, 7, over for you bitches. Ilya takes advantage of this the most obviously, but Harris has been known to use dark powers of persuasion to get a backwards snapback + short shorts wearing Shane to perform a tik tok dance or two for the camera.)