master of the void

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world

Reblog to endorse all evil things in this world

I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

of course the frog is trans

It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

Man, I fucking love lenticular clouds, man

Bro what the fuck is that thing and why's it doing a jig

A lenticular cloud is a cloud that moves up a mountain and gets caught in an air current called mountain waves that exist only going up a mountain which causes it to have an unusual shape, they are the cause of most UFO sightings :D

Me when I'm eepy

void ketchup

void ranch

void mustard

void bbq sauce

void hamburger

void french fry

void pizza

void milkshake

void paprika

void cupcakes

Void cookies

void courtroom

Void void

void @stare-into-the-abyss

void glasses

Void eggs

I love it so much I could marry it

I JUST TOOK A 15 MINUTES NAP WHAT DO YOU MEEN ITS JUNE !?!?

sleep is for the week

Imagine cutting yourself off from an entire field of magic (mockingly) "oh meh meh meh SleEp is FoR ThE wEEk " i am tired of wizards like you gatekeeping specific types of magic because it doesn't fit your perfect ideal of a wizard. Shame on you who has never dreamt of true ultimate power that comes from the forbidden nap time.