Doom Days

i keep using 'blorbo' to refer to my own OCs to the point i forget its supposed to be a fandom term. yeah i know blorbo from my shows. and those shows? only airing inside my own brain and the dms of a few lucky friends, baby.

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

Guilt-free is the most evil thing I have ever seen printed on a food label.

oh god yeah I HATE that. that should refer to things like fair trade chocolate, not “low fat”

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

The pool scene in Gideon the Ninth goes like this: Harrow: *explains the elaborate 4D chess game she's been playing to earn Gideon's trust and regard* and everything has gone horrifically wrong. You're my only friend; I'm at your mercy. Gideon: *does not know how to play even 1D chess* *was under the impression they were playing a totally different game.* *possibly whiffle ball, or a game called "Harrow hates Gideon forever"* Holy shit.

Harrow is playing chess and Gideon is eating the pieces when she's not looking.

this makes me so sad holy shit

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite