axe ☠️

☆ you both prank anybody and everybody together, and he usually puts the blame on you.

☆ the only way to get him into the shower is if you're in it too.

☆ a lot of cut scenes from when you're filming is just you admiring ryan and/or you guys flirting with each other.

☆ you rarely go to his place, always inviting him over instead. you’d rather not sleep on a mattress on the floor of a basement, and he knows it.

☆ he kisses you to shut you up when you’re overthinking something or making a big deal out of something little.

☆ you always make fun of the stupid tattoos on his thighs.

☆ when he does nasty bits for jackass, he likes when you baby him by washing his hair and/or body for him.

☆ on top of that, he likes when you do his hair as well. rather it’s just playing with it, brushing it out, or styling it; he just loves it. and, you’re likely the only person who is allowed to cut his hair when he needs it.

☆ you always have to throw out socks, jeans, shirts, underwear, etc. of his that have holes in them because he doesn’t know when to throw them out.

☆ you both always kiss spots (cheek, jaw/neck, shoulder, hand, back, etc.) of each other randomly with no reason at all.

☆ you guys have loads of silly and sexy polaroids, some around your room and some hidden away.

☆ on your laundry days, instead of wearing old clothes you don’t like, you just wear ryan’s clothes. that’s how he knows it’s laundry day.

☆ when ryan’s out of cigarette’s, he steals yours. he thinks you never notice, but you just don’t ever mention it.