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Bam Margera

Bam who’s being punished for pranking you

Bam who can’t get enough of your tits

The voicemails Bam leaves you on trips

Ryan Dunn

Sleepy morning sex with Ryan

Ryan who wants a keepsake to show Bam

Chris Raab

Raab who’s not allowed to get off until he comes back from his Brazil trip

Raab who’s so desperate for you that he’s taking charge for once

Brandon DiCamillo

Viva Las Bam Guys as boyfriends!

Hiiii! I love this request, i haven’t really written anything  about the viva la Bam guys and I absolutely love them! The headcanons will include the following guys:

- Bam Margera 

- Ryan Dunn 

- Brandon Dicamillo 

- Chris Raab

viva la bam guys x gn!reader

These are more similar to the vacation headcanons rather than the comfort headcanons mainly cause it’s a very broad category and i don’t really know what anon asked for so i juts write what i believe they’d act in different situations.

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Bam Margera

Bam would be a… Special partner, to say the least, he has enough energy to run ten marathons and still have the will to annoy your ass alive, but he would be loving very very deep inside his goofy but eccentric heart.

He would be a TERRIBLE cook, April has cooked for him his entire life, that boy does NOT know how to even turn an oven on, so cooking together, as everything with Bam, would be a mess, a funny, goofy mess, but a mess after all.

You would not have a single moment of relaxation in your entire relationship as Bam’s partner, he would constantly be travelling, partying or filming, obviously you’d be a huge part of that. Maybe relaxing was overrated when your pretty boyfriend was constantly partying by your side.

Ryan Dunn

Total teddybear, he would’t be able to stand to even see a tiny frown on your face. He would definitely get made fun of by the crew, but he never cared for anything and much less for stupid comments made by his friends just because he loved his partner, so, from Ryan’s side, all you’d get would be loyalty and complete and absolute unconditional love.

Ryan, just as Dico, wouldn’t be a great cook, but he’d do it for you in a heartbeat. Of course he’d fake complain and make some annoying jokes in the meantime, but he’d try his absolute best to try and give you the best possible outcome taking into account his cooking abilities.

Did I mention relax time with Ryan? When alone with him, it would be like having your own personal mannequin, he’d let you paint his nails, do his makeup, even try fun hairstyles on his funky beard, once again, he’d be called a simp by the crew, but again, he wouldn’t care less, cause he’d be more than happy just to spend some quality time with his partner.

Dates with Ryan would be both romantic and fun, he’d take you out to dinner one day, and the next one, you’d be in europe with the gang and would sneak out of the group to be able to watch the stars in piece, just to be interrupted by Bam and the rest of the crew cooing and making kissy noises like teenagers, to which Ryan would answer by throwing a shoe at them, inevitably leaving him without it because Rake or Dico would hide in the treetop of a random oak in whatever place you were. 

Brandon Dicamillo (Dico)

This man is one of the most loving guys of the crew, behind his goofy, shapeshifting, voice imitations persona, you wouldn’t be able to find someone who could be able to make you laugh and feel loved as much as him.

You’d never have a boring date. With Dico, every moment is a scene of a new skit, a new persona. Every game night would be either a dream or a nightmare with Dico,  taking into account that he has something for the ridiculous, the silly and the whimsical, he’d plan date nights just so he could find excuses to make you laugh with his stupid voice imitations.

 Dates in restaurants would be a giggling mess, he’d probably make up a stupid silly accent and spend all night talking to the waiter in it, and if you complain, he would just say that he made you laugh, and that was all that mattered to him. You wouldn’t be able to stay mad at him for long.

Cooking-wise he’d be a lot better than Bam, even though he wouldn’t be great, he’d try his best to cook you a simple meal, taking the opportunity to dress as a cook and do one of his little shows for you and you only, knowing perfectly you’d love both him and it.

Apart from his goofy self, you’re the only person Brandon feels safe enough to drop the act with and just enjoy silent time, such as just watching a movie or cuddling.

Chris Raab

Raab is just like a loyal puppy, he’d love you unconditionally, he’d do anything for you, even if that meant risking his own safety to get you something you wanted, he did it all the time for Bam, why wouldn’t he do it for the most important person in his life? You.

Chris would also be the type of boyfriend to be surprisingly good at cooking, seeing the terrible cooks he surrounded himself with, Chris would be the only one able to make a coherent plate without burning a single thing. His favourite thing about his ability was to be able to make you happy by preparing a nice dish you loved.

He would give you anything you want, you slightly mention that you like a specific perfume from a brand that was discontinued 12 years ago? He’s going out of his way to look for it on Ebay, marketplace or sketchy probably-going-to-get-stabbed alley just to find it so you can have it and be able to see you smile when you get it.

He enjoys time together in silence rather than really flashy dates, he’d enjoy going on long drives where the only thing audible is the faint sound of music coming from the radio, his hand would be in yours the whole time, his eyes would tell you everything you need to know, he loves you, always will, and won’t let anyone ruin your love.

He loves PDA, he wouldn’t mind getting kissy noises from Bam or anyone else, if he wants to kiss you, he will, gently and always asking, but will.

Being the punchline of all the jokes and pranks Bam always did, you were constantly worried for Chris, but he’d comfort you with a kiss on the forehead, saying: Baby, see? I’m here, I’m not leaving.

That’s all for today folks! I’m sorry if its too short, I barely had any ideas for Bam… Please remember to interact and reblog! it shows me that you enjoy my writing.

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